Текст песни Дмитрий Гайдук - Мудрый Китаец Чжуанцзы

( fairy tale without the pale )

In short , then , the wise Chinese Chzhuantszy . He , in short , too funny tales told . But broke off to write . Saying who should let him and records . And here's one smart guy not broken off , and recorded a dozen tales zafigachit booklet : Ten Tales Chzhuantszy . It's all Chinese as pinned ! And a Chinese emperor collects his administration and says look here , men how to work ! And another said : I swear ! I knew where this guy hangs out , they would immediately took him to his administration. And the prime minister. And you, old bore (he says the Prime Minister ) and you , in short , would have kicked in FIG without severance pay . That would be so immediately picked up and drove , she - god !

After that all the ministers began their premier slowly zadrachivat : type like Chzhuantszy already heard in all these cases urgently and left the capital. So , colleague, put things straight , soon they 'll take . A minister has landed a full-length , roused the whole Chinese riot police patrols dotted everywhere , curfew imposed , such as to fight the order . And he gives the secret orders : to catch this fucking hacks , shove his pockets full of the pale - and right to trial , and to myavknut not have time. And then in kind Chzhuantszy heard over the case and came to the premiere straight home . Just like that, went through all the posts and came . Came to the door and rang the bell.

Prime opens the door - and on the verge of Chzhuantszy . Stands and says, and it's you , Chief , raskipishevalsya ? Well here I am, Chzhuantszy , he came to you . You just wait for the phone is not enough, I'll now tell the tale . For phoenix .

In short then , the Phoenix bird . Such an awesome bird. Not that as " six hundred and second Boeing " and just like " Flying Fortress " . Or even as if the two " flying fortresses " put one on another , and a pair of top skyscrapers . This means that ofigennnaya phoenix , and with all of the fire. Hawala fire , fire Seret , a thousand years without stopping flying , then sit down for half an hour rest, and over a thousand years flies. At supersonic speeds. And then sit down for half an hour rest , and again a thousand years flies. Wherever he wants , in short , back and fly. Wants to Africa - flies in Africa, wants the moon - flying to the moon, wants to Paris - flies to Paris. In short , wherever he wants , and flies there . And then sit down for half an hour rest - well, nevermind her where to sit , where to fall , and sit there . And here she sits , in short , dumb - dumb near the trash heap .

Yes. And on the rubbish heap sits dumb dumb - dumb crow slop color and dolbet its beak vile and stinking dead rat . And kicks dimensionless : type it first saw the rat , now it all shavaet , together with wool , shit and worms , and will be sated until dinner. Such is the happy crow. And then next to it lands awesome phoenix . Crow does not turn heads because of the rats can not come off , extremely tasty rat, but she already feels booty that landed near something big and malware . And we must , in short , to make the decision , we must somehow be protected . And crow becomes your rat with both feet , puts all the feathers on end , makes a terrible face and loud croaks : SLY , YOU ! Come on, Get out of my site ! Well, in short , boss, you understand me .

A prime says: I just do not understand , then who is with us phoenix and who crow. A Chzhuantszy responds and it makes no difference . Phoenix - it's a phoenix , and crow - it's raven. And you , most importantly, do not strain and sleep well . I do not need your rat , you know?

And dumped somewhere, as the priest fell through . Prime immediately for phone protection on all legs raised , scoured the capital three times - and, of course , without showing off . Because the Phoenix - Phoenix is a bird . A crow - it crow. Even if a very large and inflated .