Текст песни Л.Каганов - Переписка-перепись

How to bang peroxide as the window the moon lit up the census than the country lives . Census troubled mind all six months . The numbers multiply super computers . Brought cars to find out the answer to millions of bags collected questionnaires. Discharged tsiferki , carried out a calculation , spread the sample did report. Signed statement showed class . Ah what the census spent with us! Factories - farmers , tick - crosses , wise questionnaires valuable sheets. Seniority and rank, level bubble , gender, education , and other things . Girls yes boys , women , men , Russian yes Hachiko , child elderly.

The ministerial building celebration and reception : get the job done , not missing a budget. How many enumerators ran in the country! Daddy - blocks in the shoulder bag . Skeletons with scythes went to our doorstep : a wise questions - and a reason for future use. We are full of confidence in front of their labor, they opened the doors , passed in the House . On muddy plowing through the garden, through the mud and slush was a poll in the nation . No garbage , no mysticism, no shit , no nonsense - a valuable statistics to incorporate a shower. As a ruler to measure everything right . The result was the census ! Results found !

Grohnu statement , as if in silence : our people have while in the country ! Death predicted utretsya let the enemy ! People have not yet ! There are ! Here we go! We were slightly decreased , was settled in the way : do not give birth to women , as they are anyway . Gathered in Europe if yes on the island. In general , because we prohlopali two percent .

But all else has shocked stronger : as something more girls than guys! That's how sensible thing ! Look what we have ! Guys, a drawn ! Versed in stock! Do not be shy and more complex! Here it is - expanse ! Come let Sui ! As a set of gift , collect a harem ... However , these ladies can , horror at all? Their characteristics somehow unclear. Seen statistics , but it is silent .

Finally, the last . The third result . Everyone in the village poor ! In the city everyone wants ! Where the heat of gasoline , where the asphalt and steel - the city has become more nerezinovy ​​again .

Journalism is pleased to discuss the matter. So much we gave the new statistics ! Found important in the labor struggle! And citizens have learned a lot about myself ! These great , rocker smoke. All sit giggle - all funny himself .

Correspondence - census , what's the matter now? We trust you to open the door . We carried on a confession secrets of our souls . And in the end? Because the type of nonsense and nonsense! We are all hoping , he says, maybe we tell the census , as we continue to live ? In some denominations are good things? In a profession heaps of dough ? What we intended , who threatens war ? What we plant in the country next spring ? Is it good to wear a beard on his face ? From what city you can drink beer ? We go there and move ! Or maybe there type Guinness will publish something ?

There would be nothing alibi lived days ! At least we would know who long ! We even realized thicker one ! The ratings would be raised , picked it ! With these same sin to sit in silence . Although the problem of the image of the country will decide ! Used to measure took yes - the name and length ! Here's what the census in the country needs us !