Текст песни М. Жванецкий - Говорят, что карта мира не имеет белых пятен

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They say that the map of the world does not have white spots that discovered the islands and continents float . Outlines are known, and for a fun and magazine & lt; Around the World & gt; prints maps and stories.
You tell me about Paris .

You say there pink air , you say there boulevard Invalides and everywhere little bistro.

You say there artists paint on the streets and visitors feel at home .

How interesting !

And here is the documentary.

Yes, we seem to have been there .

Hour and a half of Parisians.

And even got detailed answers than questions.

Selfless labor cameramen : dozens of cameramen stagger around Paris and serve us millions.

And yesterday , Sunday, in twenty hours, we traveled with the correspondent reserve, we crouched behind a tree with the operator , we watched from the rover lions.

How interesting .

Journalist is accredited says:

& lt; There - he says - lions - he says - are not afraid of cars , there are monkeys raiding , going - he says - together , and no, - he says - salvation - he says - from them & gt ;.

How interesting .

Fiji , Tahiti , Los Palmos - such names and islands, said to be very long open, say , someone , and now live on the income from the tourists some .

Flower show in Tahiti ...

And Tahiti is open for a long time and works around the clock. A Bahamas ... How ? You have not been to the Bahamas ?

- Well , roughly speaking, did not happen .

- That the European capitals alike. If you were in Paris , it is already possible to say not to go to Vienna or Stockholm . Did not you know?

- Well, how do not know how , do not know. Well, of course , did not know. You know - all the time at work. Sometimes you will look out the window ... You will leave somewhere on the trolley ... And, in general , always back. That is to say , the mind comprehends , imagination. Home all currently imaginable. I imagine almost all napredstavlyal . Before imagination developed - goose appear if Reykjavik . If Africa - sweat . Once up on a palm tree swaying in the morning . Woke up - corn from the palm trees. I grabbed her legs - and down rapidly . Apparently, what I was scared out there in the branches . Wet night jumped from Niagara - Squirting creepy. I realized that New Zealand is similar to the Caucasus near Sukhumi , Australia - the same Altai , New York reminds Yalta something tomorrow I examination - nothing.

Two hours a night appears Sydney - and annoying. And if I want to talk to them , I see them here. They're all here are . Finns quite from our not tell . Theirs Helsinki - the same Gomel, I think so. Try to dissuade me . A lack of imagination can be replenished in the most popular clubs, club кинотеледомагорепутешественников when your eyes see those who have been in Denmark.

But , they say, the most interesting - the steamer . Screen , then the screen water, ocean, land can not see a damn thing . If the ocean is calm - no one , sailing . The flats silence. And suddenly the wind comes from the TV - as will in the face with spray. Well, there is instruction : a bucket of water pour back into the TV in the morning, a bucket of water for a pack of salt and seven cents vetroduy maritime flavor. That is, if the announcer warns that sail , because if jump , for example, riding through the forest , and the machine work on the spray , the experience is not something - a horse with oars , like a fool .

So , that's it : the wind moved , spray, lying wet - well, full feeling . And here begins the horizon - up , horizon - down, right breaks . From TV - levers to their beds . Operators in the studio control all beds while people just turn out begins . Well, for one hundred apartments in the house , and all sail to Australia. If it is very bad - got off the bed and all , but the experience is lost . And here the cries of gulls from the kitchen , someone bites from the speaker .

Some of the most strong, call the studio and hear the cry of the captain : & lt; Save yourself ! Mina on board ! & Gt; Lying on the bed in tears . Then unloaded , of course, who are in different apartments in what condition , and only members of the club kinoputeshestvy