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  • Текст песни JT Machinima - Mercy VS Medic

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    Prepare yourselves
    For a rap battle unlike any you've heard before
    They've got the wholesome heals, the biggest buffs
    The strongest support around
    Take it away!

    [Mercy]
    It's time for your prognosis, the doctor is in
    Heroes never die, but you're not one of them
    I arrive on swift wings, like a bird in a hurry
    If you have an emergency, get word out to Mercy
    I may have a halo, but I'm no angel
    With my damage buffs I can make your life painful
    Who will patch you up after I've hurt you badly?
    Better call the medic - oh wait, that's me!

    [Medic]
    (Haha)
    Prepare for your examination
    If you don't have your papers then you face extermination
    Pardon me, frau, how did you become a doctor?
    Where I'm from, only men get that job offer
    Did I strike a nerve? Yes, I think it's working!
    See, healing is not as rewarding as the hurting
    You were doomed from the start, dummkopf
    And your lyrics are almost as weak as you are

    [Mercy]
    I'm at the top of my field
    I could give you guidance
    After all, I heard about how you lost your license
    Messing with me isn't healthy, here's a warning
    After this battle take some aspirin
    And call me back in the morning
    For your sake, I hope that you can self-heal quickly
    I can glide and fly, good luck keeping up with me
    Pity on your bad rhymes always flatline
    On a scale of 1 to 10, where's your pain at?

    [Medic]
    NEIN!
    Stay where you belong, on the sidelines
    Or the only flatlining will be your vital signs
    Your healing stream won't clean up this bloodbath
    My Ubercharge is Wunderbar, your skills are Wunderbad
    I haven't lost my sanity, I'm simply going mad
    Kill them all! Those are just the voices in my head
    Wait, hold the mic, I need to heal my team, stat!

    [Mercy]
    So do I, sorry, we'll be right back!

    [Hook]
    I can give you strength
    I can make you tough
    I will heal all your pain
    And your attack will be buffed
    If I can't use weapons, or defend you with violence
    I'll have your back and help you kill them with kindness

    [Medic]
    Alright, enough with that scheisse!

    [Mercy]
    Watch your language, schweinhund!

    [Medic]
    Hey! That's my word!

    [Mercy]
    I know, because it describes you perfectly

    [Medic]
    Let me give you some doctor-assisted homicide

    [Mercy]
    Hold on, am I speaking to Jekyll or Hyde?
    My diagnosis - split personality
    Check your mail, I'll send my consultation fee
    But it doesn't take a doctor to see that
    There is no prescription to treat whatever he has
    Your overheal is overrated
    A quick-fix won't save you from being outdated
    My ultimate can raise the dead from the grave

    [Medic]
    But be careful when you use it, it might go to waste!
    You'll never get close enough to put it in action
    Have you ever seen combat? Or are you always this passive?
    I hope you have no phobia with syringes
    Because it wasn't medicine that I've put in them
    Soon I'll be saying, auf wiedersehen
    As for the XP I've gained, Danke Schoen
    My ubercharge is almost ready my friends

    [Mercy]
    But if you get killed you'll have to recharge it again
    Could I borrow your bonesaw for one moment, dear?
    I'm performing an autopsy on your career
    Ever heard of the Hippocratic Oath?

    [Medic]
    REDRUM, REDRUM!

    [Mercy]
    I didn't think so
    How ironic, Mercy destroyed ya
    And I enjoyed it - schadenfreude

    [Medic]
    Above all else, do no harm
    You won't have that problem with your wimpy sidearm
    When I use my crossbow my range is even longer
    If you wanted to do that, you'd have to talk to Ana
    I would finish you off, but my team can do the rest
    I have better things to do - Oktoberfest!

    [Mercy]
    Wait a second medic, my team needs health again!

    [Medic]
    So does mine, why am I the only one helping them?

    [Hook 2]
    You will be cared for
    You'll be kept alive
    I can be your support
    Just try not to let me die
    I'm defending our dps, and buffing our tanks
    It just sucks when no one gives us a "thanks"

    [Heavy]
    Nobody wants to thank you, they all think you are crazy!

    [Medic]
    I will murder them all!

    [Mercy]
    You need professional help, and I'm here to listen
    I know your ego is in critical condition

    [Medic]
    (Haha)
    Speaking of critical, taste my Kritzkrieg!
    And I'm so quick, Widowmaker couldn't hit me!
    You are snail, I am schnell

    [Mercy]
    Say hello to Adolf when you see him in hell
    Biohazard - my rhymes are dirty

    [Medic]
    At the end of this rap, I will show no Mercy!

    [Mercy]
    Maybe we can reach a medicinal agreement

    [Medic]
    When it comes to healers, everybody needs them
    And we get no credit!

    [Mercy]
    Well said, Medic!

    [Player]
    Hey, can I get a heal over here?

    [Both]
    FORGET IT!

    [Hook 3]
    I'm done cleaning up
    Cause I quit this job
    I've been working my ass off
    Like a single mom
    When a healer's neglected, then you'll all end up dead
    Next time I die I'll just respawn as offense!

    [Outro]

    [Player]
    Hey, can I get a heal over here?
    Where are the healers at?
    Come on, I've died, like, three times, where are the healers?
    I need some heals!
    Somebody? Can I get some support?
    We need some heal- ugh oh my god
    I need a res!
    Hello?
    Oh come on, why weren't you buffing my attack?
    Ugh
    Somebody!
    Can I get a res?

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    [Medic]
    Я убью их всех!

    [Милосердие]
    Тебе нужна профессиональная помощь, а я здесь, чтобы послушать
    Я знаю, что ваше эго находится в критическом состоянии

    [Medic]
    (Ха-ха)
    Говоря о критических, попробуйте мой Kritzkrieg!
    И я так быстр, Вдоводел не мог ударить меня!
    Ты улитка, я Шнелл

    [Милосердие]
    Передай привет Адольфу, когда увидишь его в аду
    Биологическая опасность - мои рифмы грязные

    [Medic]
    В конце этого рэпа я не покажу никакой милости!

    [Милосердие]
    Может быть, мы сможем достичь лекарственного соглашения

    [Medic]
    Когда дело доходит до целителей, они нужны всем
    И мы не получаем кредит!

    [Милосердие]
    Хорошо сказано, Медик!

    [Player]
    Эй, я могу получить исцеление здесь?

    [Обе]
    ЗАБУДЬ ЭТО!

    [Крюк 3]
    Я сделал уборку
    Потому что я бросил эту работу
    Я работал над своей задницей
    Как одинокая мама
    Когда целителем пренебрегают, тогда вы все умрете
    В следующий раз, когда я умру, я просто возродюсь как оскорбление!

    [Outro]

    [Player]
    Эй, я могу получить исцеление здесь?
    Где целители?
    Да ладно, я умер три раза, где целители?
    Мне нужны некоторые исцеления!
    Кто-то? Могу ли я получить поддержку?
    Нам нужно немного исцеления, о мой бог
    Мне нужен отдых!
    Привет?
    Да ладно, почему ты не защищал мою атаку?
    тьфу
    Кто-то!
    Могу ли я получить разрешение?

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