Текст песни VocalScorePony - Dumb Ways To Die Parody - Pony Version
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Dumb ways to die Set fire to your hair Poke a stick at a grizzly bear Eat medicines that’s out of date Use your private parts as piranha bait Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die Get your toast out with a fork Do your own electrical work Teach yourself how to fly Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die Invite a psycho-killer inside Scratch your drug dealer’s brand new ride Take your helmet off in outer space Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die Keep a rattlesnake as pet Sell both the kidneys on the internet Eat a tube of superglue “I wonder what’s this red button do?” Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die Dress up like a moose during hunting season Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason Stand on the edge of a train station platform Drive around the boom gates at a lev\el crossing Run across the tracks between the platforms They may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly Dumbest ways to die ie Dumbest ways to die Dumbest ways to die So many dumb So many dumb ways to die Глупые способы умереть Поджечь свои волосы, Ткнуть палкой медведя гризли, Есть просроченные лекарства, Приманивать пираний с помощью своих интимных мест... Глупые способы умереть! Столько глупых способов умереть! Достать свой тост вилкой, Самому настраивать электричество, Учиться летать, Есть пирог, который две недели пролежал не в холодильнике... Глупые способы умереть! Столько глупых способов умереть! Пустить в дом маньяка-убийцу, Поцарапать новую машину своего наркодилера, Снять шлем в открытом космосе, Спрятаться в сушилке для одежды... Глупые способы умереть! Столько глупых способов умереть! Держать дома гремучую змею, Продать обе почки в Интернете, Съесть тюбик суперклея, «Интересно, для чего же эта красная кнопка?»... Глупые способы умереть! Столько глупых способов умереть! Переодеться в лося в сезон охоты, Потревожить осиное гнездо без особого повода, Стоять на краю железнодорожной платформы, Объехать шлагбаум на переезде, Перебегать платформы... Пусть они не рифмуются, но они вполне вероятны. Глупейшие способы умереть! Глупейшие способы умереть! Глупейшие способы умереть! Столько глупых Столько глупых способов умереть! Смотрите также:
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Dumb ways to die
Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicines that's out of date
Use your private parts as piranha bait
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
Invite a psycho-killer inside
Scratch your drug dealer's brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer space
Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
Keep a rattlesnake as pet
Sell both the kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of superglue
"I wonder what's this red button do?"
Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die
Dress up like a moose during hunting season
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
Drive around the boom gates at a lev \ el crossing
Run across the tracks between the platforms
They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly
Dumbest ways to die ie
Dumbest ways to die
Dumbest ways to die
So many dumb
So many dumb ways to die
Stupid way to die
Set fire to her hair ,
Poke a stick grizzly bear ,
There expired medicines ,
Lure piranhas with their intimate places ...
Stupid way to die ! So many stupid ways to die !
Get your toast with a fork,
Himself adjust electricity,
Learning to fly
There pie that two weeks lay not in the refrigerator ...
Stupid way to die ! So many stupid ways to die !
Let the house maniac ,
New car scratch his drug dealer ,
Remove the helmet in the open space ,
Hide in a clothes dryer ...
Stupid way to die ! So many stupid ways to die !
Keep the house rattlesnake
Sell both kidneys on the Internet ,
Eat a tube of superglue ,
" I wonder what is this red button ?" ...
Stupid way to die ! So many stupid ways to die !
Change into a moose hunting season ,
Disturb a hornet's nest without a special occasion ,
Standing on the edge of the railway platform ,
Bypass the barrier at the crossing ,
Cross platform ...
Let them do not rhyme , but they are quite likely.
Stupid way to die!
Stupid way to die!
Stupid way to die!
So many stupid
So many stupid ways to die !
