Текст песни А. Смагин - Хохлы - эволюция

Near the little farm near Dykanki two crest sadila in the bathhouse
On the agenda vodka, Bulba, eggs, Shmat saltsya
- Mykolay, tell me the soapy, as it appeared from the suite,
Well, in the general, for example, for example, your face lytsya.
And in short, hto tviy ancestors bouv to eri real?
- Well, Mabud Bohdan Khmelnytsky, well, but they gave hto knowing?
Mozha from the Little Russians - from Sich from Zaporozka,
Mozhe himself and Julia Caesar - also fat waggle.
Yak from usym galls putting wines on musala
Fortus Saltus yak begging - hap shmatok and not gu-gu
Kliopatri kazhe: "Well ka, bawling dumplings with onions,
but neither to Alixandia to Nifertiti run away "
- Scho you kazhesh meni, Mikolo Is it the wines of the crest?
That same lousy Italian is a goner and a racket.
You disgrace Zaporozhia - your bulldog head
Listen to me - sneak up - right now pobyshysh, a parasite.
In Kuvandyki Dilo was - I dogs for cute.
Kuvandyki yih dorort ... straight yak of the Nérizan dogs.
Well, the town is enlightened, don’t look
And then, I’m doing hello, I’m going to a department store.
Well, okromya there odezhonki, having bought one little book -
Writing Charlukha Darwin - brainy cholovik.
Yak from there from bugs, from snot and tarokashok,
3 different types of creatures appeared cholovik.
I explain popularly - intresno bude, garneau.
Here to take the AMYOBA - tozh on our "snot".
That amyoba in the beginning of the water tank noove
And once a yiii pumpkin got its thoughts:
"Sho ots I tilky toil, alone multiply,
Get out on land - I will have a candidacy.
Mozha hto and podvernytsya, yih there is a lot of things every bit
Muzhchkiv arthropods on the azure beach "
Axis to the beach pidplyvaye, there yiii vzhe pidzhidayut
Immediately two - arthropods. Shura-mura and in the bushes
Years so tyschu moored there, staring, little child appeared -
Cute and takyi - garni hlopchyky - whips.
And they went to whip everywhere yenti microchildren
Amphibians, carnivores without rozboryu all in a row,
There are all crustaceans there, sewed, slazy, ugly
Infusoria in a hvist and in a horn, tilky shoes letiat.
Well, given to the Mesozoic, and Mabud, to the Paleozoic
Having destroyed all their opponents, they began to gain weight.
Prydniprovyi rasselyas, u crocodile preravatylys,
Scavenge vodka from a fern to drive.
Yak from the cold - yih vodka and saved.
Dynazavri are not dusty - get paid for fools.
... pravdv buv odyn there drinker, right now in Scotland is alive -
Russian Nussia yog klychut - rush to the days of Lochness-rekami.
Well, they gave crocodiles to the garyls.
Aliases are such - in honor of gorilky, to understand.
Well, then it was frosty, yo
And all the trees on the tree - tobish to get.
And on the tree, bananas, harbor da and eggplants,
Here is one of the most admired ones - the wildest little one -
At the tip of the hill more - meaning I will eat longer
And from the rostrum strib to shyu - here it is to the mind of a jump.
And tymy vramenem on dravi battle kipiv, yak brazhka in creepy
Evolution such - tobish meaning "hto whom"
Axis Wono Tse Same Drevo. You see the processes to the right, to the left
The roots of the branch, and the name duzhe garné nyogo.
And the name is - "GENECOLOGICAL"
The axis and we are vented to the top of the hill.
Our squad - gorilkoopyuschih, and the family - salzhozhuschih
And from entoy schemes vydno, scho crest nepobedym.
De ne us tilky in myri - both in Toronto and Kairi,
In Nicaragua in Zimbabwe, on the Hawaiian Islands.
And putting my hand on the heart, I swear by lard and pepper,
Scho from pokonu creation world kept on Khokhlov.
Garnish lad of Charlukh (piece of bacon yoma in ear)
And there is a name, Mikolo, the wines from ours, from the Ukrainians.
From those cross - I swallow my knee - Wines Bouv Charlie Darvinenko.
Pour, Mykol, gorilky. Well, Charluha, be healthy.