Текст песни Алексей Федюков - Дети майонезного полка

We saw flies day and night
And we are not averse
In the dark porch after ten
And if suddenly in the porch
The crowd will tumble through -
Take more Vaseline!

With me my faithful "Cornet"
And, if anything, the answer is ready
Keep. And all who are against - pacify!
To tear for a brother
Beat for a friend
To execute for a girl!
For self-defense - cut everything !!!

New adherents
Self defense!
New access troops!
Beer for fifty dollars
Dirty window sill
Children of the mayonnaise regiment!

A pack of cigarettes in your pocket
Gas gun
Who never mind to sparkle
As soon as someone is rude
And you get the “bomber”
Not to shoot, but to scare

Good show is always in price
And - there’s no better gun
Although it’s not quite like a “bail”
You always get it
There is a reason, or there isn’t her
After all, you are a bandit - cheap, but cool!

New adherents
Self defense!
New access troops!
Beer for fifty dollars
Dirty window sill
Children of the mayonnaise regiment!

Pneumatic in hand, pivas in the other
We walk along the street in a crowd -
One by one, we better not walk
One at a time - it’s dangerous for us -
To cool and thin boys
And it’s unprofitable to drink beer alone

And if, brother was in trouble
I will come to his aid
I will teach these greyhounds a pneumatic
And if something goes wrong,
And they will be a crowd
Just in case - I’ll capture Vaseline!

New adherents
Self defense!
New access troops!
Beer for fifty dollars
Dirty window sill
Children of the mayonnaise regiment!