Текст песни Алексей Свиридов - Неклассическое фэнтези

G
Come, good people ,
Em
I will not lie to you a story .
 G
Reach for your pennies -
  Em
I , too, need to eat ...
C D
I'm sorry, that is, to eat,
 G Em
Beer, bread and sausage.
C
Hey, kid , you want to listen to ,
 D
Well so do not pick your nose .

For a thousand years hence -
Eh ago , but eh forward
Once upon a time was not so bad
Wonderful people .
Summer sown wheat ,
The cakes are baked in the winter ,
Forest animals bird yes
Hunted as they could.

  Em
For decency , of course,
A
The people were knyazёk ,
 Em
Eight years reigned carelessly
A
And quietly went to his grave ,
Em
And without a prince , as you know,
 A
You can get into a dirt ...
C
Announced over the place -
 D
Say , you need a new prince .

Bidder syskalsya quickly
Originally due to three seas ,
Former Deputy Minister of the prince ,
Secret magician and sorcerer .
Narrow forehead , gray eyebrows ,
Holes in the teeth do not count
Power hungry , bloodthirsty ,
In general, the bastard still the same.

Our bastard applied
Most loyal agents -
A lot of vodka without taxes
And a little bit of magic ,
And the throne climbed quickly
Started uchinyat mess
Declared war on neighbor
No way, but just so .

Head chopped court
Fifteen pieces a day,
Harvest in three seasons
Squandered on the vine
A successor to the line ,
That is, the young princess
Forever imprisoned in a tower,
That no one took a wife.

And learning about the bitter lot
Young girls sion
In this area was declared
Three young guys .
The first was a fist pood ,
Third clever noggin ,
And the second - a poet with a guitar ,
But without a haversack .

First eat even think ,
And went to the taverns ,
Reinforced , reinforced ,
And there forever vanished .
But the third is very fast
More wiser ,
Bought a house , started the trade,
And married a widow .

A second full month
All the police of the country
Figured so catching,
But good luck though henna .
Because guitarist
Loved the common people ,
And people who love ,
He never lost.

In general, the man crept
Yes Knyazhaya to the palace,
And he sent a cheeky challenge
He court singer .
He first began to laugh ,
It turned out - hurried ,
Fucked up at the concert,
And his career is over.

And the same on the next Tuesday
Although, maybe , and Thursday
New court bard in the paint
And embarrassment cast
Running extremely harsh
Political verse ,
But was captured , otfigachen
And delivered to the Board .

And he said to him the ruler :
- You know , man, you're a hero ,
And the characters to tyrants -
Anyway, that hemorrhoids.
I'm such a flow shoot
I do not remember how many winters ,
But first, for the sake of
We depict a duel .

Choose on what fight,
I personally do not care because ,
With onions Ali with a halberd
You 'll be trampled in ... there.
And the poet said, recalling
Widely known myth :
- And let's duel on songs
Understand, do not cheat .

Each took on the balalaika
And went divertissement ,
Who heard in the ears tube
Wrapped themselves be utterly .
What would not sing there usurper
A poet in his answer
In a hundred obscene ditties
Turns any verse .

Half an hour later a rival
Just slid down somewhere ,
Instead of menacing growl
Uttering a quiet yelp .
He anger and laughter
Spell forgotten
And in the basement for three constipation
I will plant was immediately .

As it should be , of course,
The wedding was soon .
And at the wedding of the entire district
Sang , ate and drank .
In total, about a week
All the people went buhoy .
But Che once for free,
General, then , and a good excuse .

But in the morning it turned out,
What saved the princess
Against the rules is not beautiful
And not very tender,
Not very good-natured ,
And not very smart
But spiteful , quarrelsome ,
And terribly greedy .

Rewind honeymoon
newfound Prince
Realized that he was not a joy
This throne , and this power
He did not write notes
And the noise of beautiful words
Just shoulders guitar
Yes, and was himself such .

But first he went down
In the dark and dank