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original: You can bugger the bear, if you do it with care, in the winter, when he is asleep in his lair, Though I would not advise it in spring or in fall-- but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. If you're feeling quite coarse, you can bugger the horse, or the palfrey, the jennet, the stallion (with force), You can bugger the donkey, the mare, or the mule, Though to bugger the pony is needlessly cruel. You can bugger the ox (if you stand on a box) And vulpologists say you can bugger the fox, You can bugger the shrew, though it's awfully small-- But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. Herptologists gasp you can bugger the asp, Entymologists claim you can bugger the wasp. If an insects your thing, man, then just have a ball-- But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. And the elephant too, that you meet in the zoo, Can be buggered if you are sure just what to do, You will need a large mattress upon which to fall-- But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. You can bugger the bees if your down on your knees, You can bugger the termites with terminal ease You can bugger the beetle, the ladybug (bird!) too, There's no end to the buggering that you can do. You can bugger the cat if it isn't to fat You can bugger the rabbit you draw from your hat You can bugger the shark that you've chased in your yawl- But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. You can bugger the ermine, and all other vermine, Like rats, mice, and roaches, if your not discernin'. You can bugger the dog, it will come when you call- But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. Although Mr. Tiggy is not very big, he Avoids with great ease those who fancy his arse. He just curls in a ball, shows his prickles and all- And the would-be seducer leaves ___________________________________ Человек, царь зверей, оглянись, не робей, Создан весь этот мир для утехи твоей Чем угодно, дружок, ты себя ублажай, Но послушай меня и не трогай ежа. Ежик самый в лесу неебабельный зверь, У него не бывает открытых дверей, У него нету незащищенных щелей Все в иголках по самые дырки ноздрей. У козы томный взгляд, У овцы добрый нрав, У лошадки кто сверху залез тот и прав, Если хочешь экзотики, лучше удав, Только ежика лучше в покое оставь. Лишь ежа никогда не сумеешь уметь. Лишь ежа никогда тебе не поиметь Носом к собственной жопе с испугу прирос, Ежик это колючий Уроборос К тигру нужен подход и к любому коту, У пираньи есть зубы, но только во рту, При желании можно впердолить кроту, Только ежика ты обходи за версту! Даже ежики ежиков могут с трудом, А иначе бы ежики были кругом, Пожирали бы все, и коренья, и кость, Но с интимною сферой у них не срослось. По словам знатока, можно вылюбить моль, Можно выхохлить выхухоль, выпчелить пчел, Хоть китайскую пушку и ивовый кол, Только с ежиком может случиться прокол. Знают все санитары, медсестры, врачи: После ежика можно уже не лечить, Ампутировать нафиг, и сразу забыть, И потом с колотушкой на танцы ходить. Рядом с ежиком всякий предмет или зверь Это просто находка и кладезь идей, Бородатая тетя отличный улов, А ежу дай отставку, пока ты здоров. Пожалей свой батон, для чего тебе еж? Ты ж батон добровольно в капкан не кладешь? Ты ж его для веселья в костер не суешь? Вот и еж бесполезная трата хуеж. Если живность обходит тебя за версту, Даже куры попрятались в дальнем лесу, Две руки и смекалка героя спасут, А из ежика выйдет наваристый суп. Можно ёжика стукнуть, а можно и пнуть, Можно тросточкой ёжика в пузико ткнуть, Можно в ёжика из револьвера пальнуть, Но впихнуть в него что-нибудь - думать забудь. У природы свое чувство юмора есть, Чтобы сбить с человека напрасную спесь. Заруби на носу: пусть хитер ты и смел, Только маленький ежик тебя п Смотрите также:Все тексты Анонимус-тян >>> |
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You can bugger the bear, if you do it with care,
in the winter, when he is asleep in his lair,
Though I would not advise it in spring or in fall--
but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
If you're feeling quite coarse, you can bugger the horse,
or the palfrey, the jennet, the stallion (with force),
You can bugger the donkey, the mare, or the mule,
Though to bugger the pony is needlessly cruel.
You can bugger the ox (if you stand on a box)
And vulpologists say you can bugger the fox,
You can bugger the shrew, though it's awfully small--
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
Herptologists gasp you can bugger the asp,
Entymologists claim you can bugger the wasp.
If an insects your thing, man, then just have a ball--
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
And the elephant too, that you meet in the zoo,
Can be buggered if you are sure just what to do,
You will need a large mattress upon which to fall--
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
You can bugger the bees if your down on your knees,
You can bugger the termites with terminal ease
You can bugger the beetle, the ladybug (bird!) Too,
There's no end to the buggering that you can do.
You can bugger the cat if it is not to fat
You can bugger the rabbit you draw from your hat
You can bugger the shark that you've chased in your yawl-
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
You can bugger the ermine, and all other vermine,
Like rats, mice, and roaches, if your not discernin '.
You can bugger the dog, it will come when you call-
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
Although Mr. Tiggy is not very big, he
Avoids with great ease those who fancy his arse.
He just curls in a ball, shows his prickles and all-
And the would-be seducer leaves
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Man , the king of beasts , look , do not be shy ,
Created this whole world for your joy
Anything , my friend, are you pleasuring ,
But listen to me and do not touch the hedgehog .
Hedgehog in the forest most neebabelny beast
It is not an open house ,
He has no unprotected gaps
All in the needles on most holes nostrils.
In goats languishing look , have good character sheep ,
In horses who climbed on top of that and the rights ,
If you want exotic, better boa
Only hedgehog better leave alone .
Only hedgehog never will manage to be able to.
Only hedgehog never do not fuck
Nose to his own ass with fright rooted ,
Hedgehog is scratchy Ouroboros
Tigers need an approach to any cat
Do piranhas have teeth , but only in the mouth,
You may want to vperdolit mole ,
Only hedgehog you bypasses a mile away !
Even hedgehogs hedgehogs can be difficult ,
Otherwise, it would have been a circle hedgehogs ,
Would devour everything, and roots, and bone ,
But with the intimate sphere have not grown together .
According to the expert , you can vylyubit mol,
You can vyhohlit muskrat, vypchelit bees
Though Chinese gun and willow stake
Only with the hedgehog can happen puncture.
Know all the orderlies , nurses, doctors :
After the hedgehog can not heal,
Nafig amputated , and immediately forget
And then with a mallet to go to the dance .
Near the hedgehog every object or animal
This is a godsend and a storehouse of ideas ,
Bearded Aunt great catch,
A hedgehog let resign until you are healthy .
Have pity on your loaf , which you urchin ?
Well you loaf voluntarily into the trap of not you put ?
Well you it for fun in the fire is not thrusting ?
That's a waste of huezh hedgehog .
If you animals avoids a mile away ,
Even chickens hiding in the far woods
Two hands and savvy hero save ,
A hedgehog will come from rich soup .
Hedgehog can hit , but you can kick ,
Cane hedgehog can poke in tum ,
Can be a hedgehog from a revolver palnut ,
But cram into it anything - think forget .
Nature has his sense of humor is,
To knock the stuffing out of the vain person .
Zaruba on the nose : if you're clever and brave ,
Only a small hedgehog you n
