This song is for YOU ... VAZ 2101, 2 , 3, 4 .
I 'll tell you about the driver Zhigulev issue 80-year somewhere .
Some call this machine trough , and only the driver Zhigulev calls it a rarity .
You can easily learn Lada on toning - usually smoked Lada completely
To make it out of the window saw only himself and quietly pulled from the nose hair.
The driver Zhigulev no first aid kits and fire extinguishers , he is not sick and does not light - it is a quiet man .
Zhigulev driver does not include turns, because he may not know where to swerve his car .
Chorus:
Zhiguliiiii - and - a machine !
You did not drive Lada ? Uh-oh ! You're not a man !
Driver Zhigulev car washes on major holidays ,
These two holidays - New Year's Eve and rain .
The driver does not Zhigulev traffic cop bribes
But not because there is no money ... but so , too, though .
Zhigulev driver - he musical maniac
He set himself the column from the recorder & quot; Lighthouse & quot ;.
In the rear window of a damn thing to see, but , for God's sake ,
He does not care - he has a trailer behind.
Chorus .
The driver Zhigulev have a tradition from father to son to pass special secret knowledge .
At what point to knock on the speedometer , the speedometer to show the speed correctly.
If you plan to drive on winter Lada , well ... Good luck ! You will not be sweet.
But do not forget to winterize your car , go to the store and buy a mink hat.
Chorus .
Driver Zhigulev overnight merges gasoline. He distinguishes the taste of the 76th and 80th .
And 76 minutes is not the limit , if I was 45th, Lada would drive on the 45th .
The driver Zhigulev in the glove compartment just the right things :
Spark plugs broken , half Snickers , blown bulbs, wrappers barbarisok old SIM card , dried wet wipes , a blue electrical tape , disposable plastic cups , used twice already , old t-shirt , but now a rag , seeds , corkscrew, Chupa Chups , birdies , map Syzran all up the beach , a list of streets on the map , too Syzran up the beach , charging for the pager , badge on the subway, comb ... hello , here it is, and I'm looking for her .
Chorus (x2).
Lada , Lada ... rides and that's good.
Lada , Lada ...
