Song about mayonnaise
New Year's Eve very tasty you drank, ate
I forgot about the refrigerator, and the salad musty
And interest in dilapidated sausages disappears
Then good old mayonnaise will come to your aid
Mayonnaise, mayonnaise - pancreatic irritant
Mayonnaise, mayonnaise - Mayonnaise, mayonnaise, mayonnaise
If suddenly competition, if you are a sumo wrestler
And you need to get 250 kilos in a month
Here dumplings will not help, Hercules will not help
Better bread with mayonnaise or just mayonnaise
Mayonnaise, Mayonnaise - Turns Doshirak into a Delicacy
Mayonnaise, mayonnaise - Mayonnaise, mayonnaise, mayonnaise
Well, if you need to lose weight as soon as possible
Engage in the Kama Sutra - a wonderful process
And let your diet be with or without meat
Exclude from the raceon you are only - mayonnaise
Mayonnaise, mayonnaise - causes nervous stress in models
Mayonnaise, mayonnaise - Mayonnaise, mayonnaise, mayonnaise
You walk across the park from the store
And in the fence between the rods slip slipped a demon
The head went whistling, but your ass didn’t crawl
Well, what is in the string bag - fat, slippery mayonnaise
Mayonnaise, mayonnaise - causes nervous stress in models
Mayonnaise, mayonnaise - Mayonnaise, mayonnaise, mayonnaise
It’s a pity there are no wonderful miracles in the world
I would say so probably, if not for mayonnaise
And on Twitter guys I climbed to Medvedev
He rules Russia - the world is ruled by MAYONES !!!
Mayonnaise, mayonnaise - pours space progress into the tank
Mayonnaise, mayonnaise - it means the world rules - mayonnaise
