Текст песни Камеди омбудсмен - Крис Ри

Alright then—off on tour we go!
Everything’s all set.
Yes, Boss, of course—business class, just the way you like it.
The Maybach is pulling up right now.
Okay.
The tour schedule—always a major event.
Mobile traffic spikes—that signals our arrival.
To hell with business—run, don't walk, to the concert!
We hype up the crowd—that’s our whole concept.
Every single word here gets instant acceptance.
The Show’s founder steps up to pay his respects.
Fans always follow me in a flowing stream—
The trusty patrol guarding my sleepless dreams.
Supermodels are always by my side;
We hand-pick the very best hotels for our stay.
The Rixos or the Ritz-Carlton—
I’ve ordered up a round of Aperol Spritzes.
I’ve invited the ladies up to my penthouse suite;
Mixing Cristal and Hennessy—a truly fine blend.
Our visits always cause a massive sensation;
The entire print run of the new album has sold out.
Here we sit, eating French Brie cheese,
Sipping on Austrian Riesling.
I’ve become a legend—just like Chris Rea.
Like Chris Rea, like Chris Rea.
Here we sit, eating French Brie cheese,
Drinking Austrian Riesling like there’s no tomorrow.
I’ve become a legend—just like Chris Rea.
Like Chris Rea, like Chris Rea.
Tonight, the show hits your city—
It won’t come cheap, but it’s packed with wild theatrics.
We’re dancing to the beats of a comedy resident—
You won’t see a more powerful event for another century.
The whole crew’s assembled, everyone’s locked and loaded;
We’re rolling deep, right here in your neighborhood.
The security guards are raising a ruckus—serves them right!
And like a tornado, we’ll party till we drop.
In light of that, everything needs to run like clockwork;
Hook me up with a gram, and close all the blinds.
Easy—just getting ready for the concert, as always.
Crab and oysters—that’s my kind of meal. Yeah, that’s right.
The crowd is roaring—they’re dying to see me now.
I’ll start an hour late—but hey, it’ll be okay.
I’ve done my half-hour set—now it’s time to... The Hotel
Tonight—as always—my bed will be burning hot
We sit here, eating French Brie cheese
Drinking Austrian Riesling
I’ve become a legend, just like Chris Rea
Like Chris Rea, like Chris Rea
We sit here, eating French Brie cheese
Drinking Austrian Riesling like there’s no tomorrow
I’ve become a legend, just like Chris Rea
Like Chris Rea, like Chris Rea
Oh yes, I’ve become a legend
This is the New School
This is a legendary track
From the Comedy Ombudsman
I’ve become a legend, just like Chris Rea