Attention! Dear fellow citizens!
Now that applies to everyone !
There is not a joke really -
A fresh draft national ideas!
In our multi-purpose project
First , please note ,
Into account the interests of all the people ,
As well as the specifics of the new year.
So , the basic idea -
So we did not touch 2 weeks !
Get away from our nation
From the first to the thirteenth !
From the first to the thirteenth
With songs, jokes , dancing , e !
What else doing something , e !
From the first to the thirteenth ?
First somehow woke up , wow !
Already the evening crawl to the kitchen.
With chimes, beating in his head,
Closer to the deposits Olivier .
And there is already a slightly spilled .
( Lightly - it means " a little less than a liter " )
Second lie quietly , cheer ,
Enjoying " Irony " and " Wizards " .
Third in the morning with the kids on the Christmas tree .
Fourth - sauna, skating downhill .
Fifth - to my mother , visits to his brother .
There again eats bowl of salad .
In a salad lies pounds of mayonnaise,
That is tasty , and most importantly - sooo helpful!
Do not let the salad to kill myself !
And what do you do ? What are they doing - drinking !
From the first to the thirteenth
With songs, jokes , dancing , e !
How health -that is spent , e !
From the first to the thirteenth !
Just decided to quit - the sixth
Relatives came from Rostov .
With him at the same time have taken on the 7th ,
What do you want , a sacred thing !
Eighth, Ninth remember bad.
Relative left - thank God !
Tenth . It seems to do nothing .
Excellent - Tenth treat liver.
Eleventh solve the problem :
How not to go to the cottage to friends .
But still going. The result is known :
Including twelfth Kurolesov .
Thirteenth . It is too late
It's time to say goodbye to Santa Claus .
And the whole of Russia with heart afire
Shouts at him : "Grandpa , go away!
And take away his Snow Maiden !
We can not anymore ... "
How do you want to work!
By machine , counter, anywhere!
And then the idea of a nation imbued
From the first to the thirteenth !
From the first to the thirteenth
With songs, jokes , dancing , e !
And rally the entire nation , e !
From the first to the thirteenth !
( " Oh , there he is ! there he is ! Ran ! Vaughn Santa Claus , catch , get him ! ".
" ... All I miss ... I miss ... " )
