Текст песни Леонид Каганов - Коррупция достигла Бога

While we hang out in blogs, they fought for the ecology, corruption reached God, take off the vertical swell. As an acid with acid, dissolved without obstacles and all the divine body, and the whole heavenly apparatus. The disease from us, trembling creatures, penetrated above the clouds, where the light of the heavenly office and the crowds of the angelic regiments. We immediately understood that the worst came to everyone in the sky, as soon as the villas had the Patriarch of all of Russia.

Then came an angel from the sky. Assemmed in the square of the people. And everyone fined, who was not in the service in the church this year. Asked: to whom it is not clear that before God is to blame? And the pair of disagreement immediately sent to hell.

And then spoke about many. Said Russia wins. He said, the soul is given by God, but it is necessary to pay a loan. He said to pay a loan, I give everyone the last chance. And issued people details in some private bank in paradise.

With Latin, moving on a hair dryer, a pipe in a big heavenly horn. He said that everyone charges the penalty for sin, silent not on time. That places in paradise is not limitless. That there is not passing mode. But what, having agreed personally, the question is commercially solving.

Said: Pensioners - Benefits to Life's Life in Paradise. But those who took the help from work about life sinless his own, who since childhood kept all the checks who every day went to the sobes, and also handed over his living space to the Heaven Foundation. But in this procedure of complex, impracticable directives can always agree, buying the Angel by buying.

Then solemnly, for reference, he announced from the screens to everyone that the amendments were taken and the commandments became seven. But thirteen was added to them. And hinted, the court threatened to deal with people in this without consultation. And it costs a lot of money. And so that there are no problems, we are not late to pass this money on Monday to everyone. Otherwise, the fiery rivers flood from above the city, and we will close you forever in the case of a terrible court.

Having lowered the voice, he explained carefully about a terrible court: and there it is possible to agree, as soon as the money is brought. As for the kickback, it is quite feasible - usually through a lawyer, but maybe even Cherubim.

And the area is broken for entry, putting the angels in the bushes, he interpreted the holy texts in unclear places so far: "Mile of the righteous herd is one lost sheep" - you need to take out money from it for the Spirit, Son and Father! And this is undoubtedly better than the flock of righteous sheep. And, when this is not lost, the sheep will turn the sheep finally. She will become white from black, God himself loves her, and a terrible court loses its business and lets on bail.

He explained about all the ancient icons, the court threatened, which is not - unlicensed and praying for them. Laws prohibit strictly pronounced prayers to us without the necessary contributions to God for all copyright. Like, before reading prayers, publicly execute psalms, you must first pay you, so that we allowed.

The messenger cleared all this, tube, and barking, and lever. And the pale horse ran through the light. And sausage sauced. And thunder, as in a basic rolling pin, was taken by lightning, as if the angels were riding angels, drunk in the hollow. And it became clear: God's mercy is that he gave us so many years, without a trace in the sky dissolved, poured right there. And that the Lord knows about it, but he himself somewhere above the stars. And he does not decide anything, but just takes the post. And the villa at the father of Kirill on the Black Sea above the water seemed to touching, cute and harmless nonsense.