Текст песни Леонид Сергеев - Свадьба Т3

Mother-in-law and father-in-law walk around the richly set table, waiting for guests ...

Mother-in-law: - What is it?
Father-in-law: - Where?
- In the nest! This is what?
- Salad...
- Yeah ... stuck in a beard ?! Have you already had a snack, bastard ?! Look at me! ..
- Katya, well, why are you straight ...
- Wipe your Zenki, Go away, not that right now as the ladies!
- What is it?
- Where?
- In the nest!
- Ah ... So, one akyn. Plays with a saw on a nail For a dollar and a jug of vodka.
- And where is the accordion player? Who will sing to us now?
- And the accordion player is in the nest !!! - Drinks from the last commemoration.
- So you overtake, You yourself will, bastard, sing.
- Yes, this one sings nishtyak! Well, father answer.
Akyn:
- And the yurt is eighteen on the dune
- It was clear to our mahala,
That a camel called Dekhanin
- The cutest in the village.
Guests enter:
- Oh, you, honest mother: Here is a meat chicken, Greek second, Fish-jellied, Sausage is excellent Yes, Stolichnaya vodka. Here with "Kitty cat" cabbage, boiled pork ... How so not ?! How did "Petrovich swallow"? Well, you, um ... a freak from a freak! In general, for the father, for the mother, Petrovich - do not pour!
Toastmaster: - Gentlemen! (Terrible pause ...)
Akyn:
- And two pieces of lamb
And I hung on a skewer,
And I poured a glass of kumis,
A-u-zun-kun-dus, kun-dure ...
Toastmaster:
- Gentlemen, shut up for now
And listen a little here.
Today we have gathered ... sorry,
Celebration, not food.
Here are Tatiana and Nikolai,
Before them are bright paths.
And we drink for them first.
We drink, we don't eat out!
... No, don't go back, swallow!
Guests:
- And bitter, bitter, but all of us bitter
And how is it conducted in Russia:
Let him kiss Tanya Kolka,
And bring us something hotter.
Mother-in-law:
- And what about you, dear guests,
So you get into food?
Here are the bones stuck in the throat -
Then you will be nailed.
Toastmaster:
- As one hero said,
Without lying at all soul:
"There is a small break between the first and second." The third time we walk the wedding
- Tanya and Kolka are great!
... And I would give you in the face,
So as not to hawala cabbage rolls. (Hit)
That's okay, that's nice (I'm not in a glass, in my glass).
Gentlemen, now about the main thing
- So that together for centuries,
So that love is like a stone
So that with an open mind ...
... Why are you eating buckwheat with your hands? (Hit)
That's nice, good !!!
Akyn:
- It's good-oh-oh ... to live in the East,
To the East America!
Oh, my native country is wide.
Zun-kun-dos sura-berke ...

The wedding general enters:
- I went from Berlin Straight to the Caucasus,
Yes, the tire is broken
And the schnapps ended.
We cut ours
A skiff for our service.
We'll drink to Russia,
For dear tsuryuk.
Guests:
- Hey, come on, open the bottles,
Pour port wine for the warrior!
Groom: - And I, like a landing party,
I swallow polish
And the bone is bursting from our moss!
Bride:
- Yes, you, damn it, with the landing -
How to jump, so from the sideboard,
When I got drunk on the fifth.
Mother-in-law:
- And to live in perfect harmony -
Shake, husband, wife, like a pear.
Mother-in-law:
- And to see at a late hour -
Fuck your husband with a rolling pin in the eye.
Toastmaster:
- Mothers! It's okay! Do not make noise!
Please, establish silence!
Well, who else wants, I'm sorry,
Congratulate our husband and wife?
Middle-aged woman:
- I am your aunt Ella from Tambov!
How touching, wonderful, mischievous!
Like 20 years ago, and here I am again-ah-ah-ah-ah ... ... Excuse me, the wine just hit.
So that your happiness is constant
And it grew stronger every year, more and more,
I give you this ikebana,
And in the backpack there is a beautiful garden of stones.
Mother-in-law:
- Yo! Even though I'm not a girl for a long time
And I don't care about everything
But! Thank you, Ellochka,
For a broom with a brick.
Vinischa, redneck muzzle,
Sip off half a bucket.
You are Tambov infection,
Even though you are my sister.
Toastmaster: Everybody dance!