Текст песни Лесь Подерев'янський - Мiсце встречi iзменiть нiзя, ....ь

Characters
Dunno, Viking superman.
Gurvinik, an anti-Semite.
Pencil, kitschman artist.
Samodelkin, merchant sailor.
Parsley, a silent dwarf in a cap.
Pinocchio, just poz.
Malvina, the girl with blue hair.
Sineglazka, alcoholic explosion.
Little Red Riding Hood, beautiful, lazy, selfish and bad devil.
Artemon, a black dog.
Kiselev, TV announcer.

The action takes place in the workshop of the Pencil. The workshop is hung with luxurious works of the owner, including: painted plaster heads of pirates, ashtrays in the form of death and naked girls in a rococo frame. Near the window sits Petrushka, a silent dwarf in a cap, and paints a testicle. On the floor snoring drunken, dirty and naked Samodelkin in one torn quilted jacket and a Pencil, on top of them sits the poodle Artemon. At the table are two morons - Pinocchio and Gurvinik, drinking and fucking. From the bathroom comes the sound of water and the cheerful laughter of Little Red Riding Hood.

Buratino (in a terrible wheezing voice). ... and listen, mlyat, here, mlyat, he looks that that kuynya is flying, there are headlights on it in a circle, lamps, there, all sorts. And the big lamp itself is blinking. And it flies to him on the city. Standing near the garden bed and blinking. That mud @ to pussyє there. The wife screams. And he is only like this: calm, old mlyat; and from that kuin, such a hand from him - once, come here, - zaphal in a UFO and flew somewhere to the devil on the horns.
Gurvinik. Is that all?
Pinocchio. Not. They flew back and forth, well, all that stuff, flew in and threw him to the kuy, and after that the dude forgot everything. They ask him: what is your name, and he: "be-e". They show him his wife, and he: "be-e".
Gurvinik. Yes, it's all kuin.
Pinocchio. Yes, what a kuynya, the book says!
Gurvinik. I have a godfather, he was the director of the bathhouse in Isayki, so he comes home, but his wife is not. He's to a neighbor. There are no neighbors either. He hid behind the stove, thinking: when he comes, I will follow. She comes, throws off her clothes, looses her hair like that, smeared herself with some kind of kuine and, once, into the pipe. Kum also quickly threw everything off and let's smear it. He smeared himself on the pipe too. Flies on some kind of mountain, well, where they walk, there is such a chair, their queen sits in it and all that. And that mlyat says: what are you doing here? Well, pizza from here, gives him a piece of wood and says: this is your horse, and come on, pizza so that they don't see you, just don't pizza anyone, or you'll die. He flew in and immediately kicked the godfather, and he hit me.
Pinocchio. And what, died?
Gurvinik. Right. As they were buried, all the blue lay in the coffin.
There is a knock on the doors.

Buratino (to Petrushka). You pedrilo, come on, open it.
Parsley silently throws eggs and goes to the door.

Gurvinik (examines Petrushka's work). Mlyat, I drew some kind of Jew ...
Malvina enters, shaking her blue hair.

Pinocchio. What, Malvina, will you give me some fun?
Malvina (offended). What the hell does it mean that you don't have a wife for that?
Pinocchio. What kind of wife, tell me, what does the wife have to do with it?
Malvina. Not. If you want, lads, just in your mouth, this is - please, it is possible, but to work - at home, go.
Gurvinik. Oh, greedy stsuka.
Gurvinik and Buratino are drinking. From the bathroom, you can hear Little Red Riding Hood's happy and evil laughter and the sound of water.

Gurvinik (belching obscenely). I once knew one heifer. Such a beautiful chick. But she, you know, only has a beautiful body, and there is no more nausea, brains are completely absent. She was dating a guy. Such a nice kid. He dreamed that when he joined the army, she would be waiting for him. And then they come to the pavilion, and she says to him: "And now you have me." And he told her: "How is it?" And she says to him: "Now I will show you how it is." And not he her, but she herself saw him. Well, that means he broke her crack, he liked it. And she lies and says: "and now I went to the forge." And there: "how is it? .." Here, I'm sorry for the kid.
Pinocchio. There are different cases. One heifer loved me too. I used to come and sit down, but I couldn't go to bed right away, so as not to vomit. And so I sit all the time. And she, a bitch, comes up from behind, puts her hands on her shoulders and strokes and strokes. And I to her