Текст песни Максим Аверин - Инструкция перед поездкой за рубеж

Yesterday I finished forging, and the two plan to tin
And trips abroad from the factory grounds.
Smoke , soot washed under a shower, ate cold ide
And listened to the instructions , that there can be that you can not .

There are so far better household
So that I do not otchebuchit wrong ,
He gave me a booklet to read as a mandate ,
So do not try to live there like a fool , as we have.

Spoke to me as a brother , about insidious abroad,
About a trip to the Democrats in the Polish city of Budapest
& quot; There they have a special way , so we just do not understand
You really them , mate , try a little respect .

Will vodka debate answer :
No, guys, the Democrats , only tea .
Gifts from their stern look away ,
Like, in themselves good such heaps & quot ;.

He said : & quot; Live in comfort, economy , but not a fool .
You look , do not throw out the trick - with suhomyatku do not die .
This Czech Budapest really such times.
Can say : & quot; Drink , eat & quot ;, well, and maybe a damn & quot ;.

Oh, I 'm like the Hungarian market .
German, on the Rumanian see.
Democrat - assured sidekick -
Do not take a penny of Soviet citizens .

& quot; Bourgeois infection there walks around on his heels.
Beware of the evil eye forest you extramarital affairs there.
There's a spy with a strong body , you them in the door - they are out the window.
Say that with this case we have finished a long time.

But they can not act directly ,
Shasta in the coupe, and pretend the guy .
And she will put TNT under corset ...
Did you check the sex of your neighbor & quot;

Here I come to torture : & quot; 'm afraid blunder ladies.
How can I check ? Crawl under the dress? Shlopochesh -so in the face & quot ;.
But the instructor guy dock business . Try srezh !
And again went fooling about insidious abroad.

I popularity is due to the ignorant :
I 'm going to Bulgaria , in Budapest .
If there arise theme - once removed.
Do not need to beat . And do not grasp - to explain .

I am in their language not a word in the arc and any fifth .
Hammer me - so I'm all in her peroxide .
But I am not an agitator , I hereditary blacksmith
I Poles in Ulaanbaatar not go last.

I sleep with my wife , and I can not sleep : & quot; Dus and Dus .
Maybe I 'll manage without foreign country ?
I'm not theirs batch , I 'll run .
Well I'm on ihnem belmesa no , no gu -gu & quot ;.

Darling slumbers , as a child, clocked curlers.
Answer me awake : & quot; know, Nick, is not no ... not zudi .
Something Kohl hurt timid . I am with you divorce .
Twenty years of living side by side , and all the while Dus , Dus yes .

Promised you forget , right , oh good!
Oilcloth that you bring with Bangladesh .
Sberegi there a couple of rupees , not Buzi .
Though that, though the devil in a mortar fetch & quot ;.

I fell asleep , hugging his wife , my gentle Duxiu .
I dreamed that I was a coat of mail , sword and shield yourself Kuyu .
There are other measurements , you do not understand - eaten alive.
And I dreamed Hungarian with beards and a gun .

Dreamed Dusya's oilcloth beige
And sassy spy in Bangladesh.
I shall live , the will of God , the Romanians .
They say they are from the Volga region , as we are.

That same female manners : mourners - began to sing .
Ironed shirt - pleasure to watch .
Goodbye, blacksmith shop , right up to the Carnation home .
Good-bye, my plan counter , Overfulfillment me.

We drank , I penetrated the alcohol into the aorta .
I'm all the way to the airport proikal .
By the ladder I , and behind the back , as if barking :
& quot; Who are you left us , Nicholas ! & quot;