Текст песни Наркогенератор Эл - Братство кольца

Meanwhile, in Mordor, there are cat screams in March and the words "Fucking Baggins won!" A punitive detachment "Assassins", consisting of 9 Sauron's lieutenants from the PMS troops, departs from Minas Morgul. Gandalf in Minas Tirith finds the tale of Isildur's steel condom. He returns to the Shire and tells Frodo everything. The punitive squad on the way to the Shire decapitates a pedophile. Gandalf suggests going to Bree, the Prancing Pony pub. Gandalf stuns the gardener Sam, who pretends to be a bush and, under the threat of being turned into a toilet, forces him to go with Frodo. Gandalf arrives in Isengard and conducts a conversation with the old man Saruman, but Sauron was already lured to his side by the porno women. He traps him in a tower and begins terraforming Isengard with shit. The hobbits en route to Bree stumble upon Merry and Pippin, who are looting the field. They go to the road and are found by the punisher. Merrin distracts the punisher by shouting "I'm a bear!" They run to the crossing and Frodo is nearly burned. Upon arrival at Bree's, they go to the Prancing Pony and order a beer. Frodo notices someone staring at him. He asks the seller who it is. The seller tells him that this is a local pedophile hunter. Frodo accidentally falls down and puts on the ring, and the Ass Guards find out where Frodo is. They come to Bree and stage a coup in the literal sense of the word. Kolobrod says that their ChSV rose to the level of Sauron and they became lieutenants of his PMS troops. In the morning they go to the forest and the Wanderer says they are going to Rivendell. They approach the ruins of the old sobering-up station Amon Sul and make a halt there. Pippin sings the song "Brontozyabra" at the top of his voice and "Ass Guards" find them. They try to defend themselves, but the lieutenants are taller and longer. Frodo puts on the ring and is stabbed by the drug-weapon by the Pedophile King of Angmar. Kolobrod comes running and drives away all the lieutenants. And he gives the pedophile king a facial massage with a torch. They take everyone away. The Wanderer says that Frodo is becoming a ChSVer. They are looking for a cut elven leaf so that Frodo will remember that he smokes. They are met by Arwen, who has been looking for them for three days in sobering-up centers. She puts Frodo on Asphaloth and travels to Elrond. PMS people are chasing her at ChSVshnoy fucking speed. She washes them away with the river by pressing the secret drain button. Frodo finally PMS, and Arwen teleports him to Rivendell, where Elrond heals him. There Gandalf wakes him up, and says that he did not come, because he was a strong hangover (in fact, Saruman gave him an enema). Frodo meets a drunken Bilbo. Gandalf and Elrond discuss what to do with the ring. Elrond recalls how the ring promised Isildur fireproof underpants. People, gnomes and elves are gathering. A council is being assembled to decide what to do with the ring. Until Legolas says Aragorn's name with a fart, the wanderer is treated like a smoked guard. When everyone quarrels after Gimli's attempt to cut the ring, Frodo says that he will go to Mordor. That's just in the map of Middle-earth he p