And they get so confused by the word "ass"
Which gets really a little uncomfortable
And the thought runs through my head that maybe only I have it
And they have something else down there?
Maybe they are finally different and from some other planet
Well, there from the planet "bezhopovsk" or "nesralnik"
And if they are embarrassed by the word "ass"
What will the word "fuck" do to them?
And I kind of shut up in silent anticipation, afraid to destroy all these creatures
Dick knows which planet and dick knows which universe
And at that moment they go on the attack and start something about my upbringing
About morality, about conscience, about what is so indecent
And I feel like the last earthling in the battle for land
And it turns out very epic
I am attacked by hordes of creatures from the planet "bezhopovsk" or "nesralik"
And I stand surrounded, armed only with the word "fucking"
And these creatures tear and bite, and so specifically, completely without rules
That my parenting is a fucking parenting model
And I don't seem to be embarrassed, I just freak out
Not even like that, I'm fucking crazy about it
What the fuck is this? What the fuck is this creature?
Where the fuck did they come from?
What are these moral crusaders? which, for the sake of morality, they put on it
Or were they half raised and not half raised?
Or like they can still shit, but only when possible
That is, the ass works, but be careful?
That is, from below, everything is normal, not abnormal, butt is like an ass,
Only with a plug, which is completely indecent to take out on their planet
And no matter how sorry it becomes, all these creatures, they didn't choose their home planet
Yes, and in the ass, the plug probably did not insert themselves
And it becomes quite epic, having swallowed a deadly "fucker" for them
like a real earthling
I tell them, "Excuse me, I hope you gave a great shit!"
I'll clean it up, don't worry, you know the butt plug is wrong
In general, if you have to give a shit, you should still fly. "