I was a funny kid
And do not play rattles.
I am the master gear,
Metal snowballs, like a cannon.
I spoke with surprise
Director of kindergarten:
& Quot; The kid, are you the smartest?
And that those most necessary? & Quot;
And I say nothing, I even somehow awkward.
Silent and sit quietly mutter:
& Quot; I'm not kidding, I'm going through training.
The thing is, I ... Just a kid, but ...
Nobody caught ... & quot;
I grew up as at once
And there was steel, like a spring.
Invent gadgets,
shone in the national squad.
And they said neighbors
With a touch of mild annoyance:
& Quot; Man, what are you, the smartest?
And that those most necessary? & Quot;
And I say nothing, I even somehow nice.
I go silent, so generally unresponsive.
And what to say and when everything is so clear?
The thing is that I ... you - just like that, and I ...
Look, people, I - oh ... Ha ha ha ...
I never get tired
Serve as a national idol.
The whole world recognizes once
My merits before the world.
I tell myself, Alfred Nobel,
Handing over, say, the award:
& Quot; Grandpa, are you the smartest?
What do you want here, most of all it is necessary? & Quot;
And I will stand at the top of my incredible growth.
And I will say in a speech response:
& Quot; thank you all, I was very pleased.
The thing is that I ... No one knew, and I ...
In fact, I - Batman & quot ;.
(See, the people, he - Batman, Batman!)
No one knew, but I ... (Batman, Batman!)
Thank you, folks, I ... (Batman, Batman!)
Nobody caught ... (Batman, Batman!)
Thanks to me, because I'm Batman!
(Emergency switch, a government report!
Yesterday under the bridge caught Batman tail.
Ha-ha-ha! Joke!)
Hello, good citizen! I'm Batman. You kud be my assistant!
Do you wonna fly with that Batman?
Do you wonna fuck with that Batman?
Oh, my aching wings!
