I was a funny kid
And do not play rattles .
I am the master gear ,
Metal snowballs , like a cannon .
I spoke with surprise
Director of kindergarten :
& quot; The kid , are you the smartest ?
And that those most necessary ? & Quot;
And I say nothing , I even somehow awkward .
Silent and sit quietly mutter :
& quot; I'm not kidding, I'm going through training.
The thing is , I ... Just a kid , but ...
Nobody caught ... & quot;
I grew up as at once
And there was steel , like a spring .
Invent gadgets ,
shone in the national squad .
And they said neighbors
With a touch of mild annoyance :
& quot; Man, what are you, the smartest ?
And that those most necessary ? & Quot;
And I say nothing , I even somehow nice.
I go silent, so generally unresponsive .
And what to say and when everything is so clear?
The thing is that I ... you - just like that, and I ...
Look, people, I - oh ... Ha ha ha ...
I never get tired
Serve as a national idol.
The whole world recognizes once
My merits before the world .
I tell myself , Alfred Nobel ,
Handing over , say, the award :
& quot; Grandpa , are you the smartest ?
What do you want here , most of all it is necessary ? & Quot;
And I will stand at the top of my incredible growth .
And I will say in a speech response :
& quot; thank you all , I was very pleased .
The thing is that I ... No one knew , and I ...
In fact, I - Batman & quot ;.
Thank you, folks, I - Batman , Batman !)
No one knew , but I ... ( Batman , Batman !)
Thank you, folks, I ... ( Batman , Batman !)
In fact, I ... ( Batman , Batman !)
Thanks to me , because I'm Batman !