Текст песни Рассказ - Вгости к полтергейсту

So I was going to one hut, they told me a cool place there. There are artifacts, what rubbish ... In general, someone's nych. I come up means. I pushed the door - closed. What is it ... Once again! Closed again. I mean it, the bitch, I open, and she, the bitch, closes itself. I realized that someone would not let me in the door. Well, why ... I climbed through the window. I caught my breath inside, recovered a little and went to look - who spoiled it with the door? And there is a big room, and in it there is a table ... Long like a highway! And there is a chair at the table. Tall like a tower. And then someone whispered in my head, the echo went off. "Who are you?" asks.
"Well, I'm Vanya. Tutoshny. Every dog ​​here knows me." Then it began to chirp again. "You, Vanya, why are you rummaging around the Zone, why did you climb through the window?" And I was not at a loss, I say, "So this is it ... I went in to drink some water. I looked - no one was there. So I got in." And it says to me, "Oh, some water? No, Vanya is here with some water. And you don't need it anymore." Well, damn it ... I'm saying, "Well, if there is no water here, then I went." Then I tried to get out of there quickly. It's all the same - either a creature that is there talking to me, or delirium tremens. But still it's time to get out of the Zone. And it says "You wait, Vanya, stay. There is business for you." And my legs are rooted to the floor, I can't move ... And it says, "Something is wrong with your head. I hardly feel you." Why should I feel it? I ask. Don't feel me! "That's it, that's what we need. I can smell people like you two hundred meters away. And you only near the door, and that's because you started breaking into it. Do you have any new sintering equipment?" What equipment do I have ?! I say - I have nothing. Here's a flashlight, but an old double-barreled gun. As a citizen-chief, nothing like this has ever happened to me. And it says, "Don't lie to me, Vanya. I can see right through you, don't make you sin." I say, but by golly not! Search! It whispered "But this is possible." And immediately my quilted jacket began to move, and by itself everything began to crawl out of my pockets. AND THE MAIN THING! The cherished chekushka there too! Well, I think, you bastards, not. I won't give up my family. To stomp to the hut all day, I won't live to see it. I grabbed the bottle like a child. My pier is good, citizen-chief. And the bottle is like someone holding. And it does not give, pulls up. Well, I think, you bastards, you won't see my moonshine. He pulled the bottle towards him, tore out the cork with his teeth and began to drink. I took three sips somewhere, and that's it. Doesn't fit. As if someone squeezed my throat. I drank five more gulps through force and threw them. They say eat creatures. Then it let me go. And this voice says, "Where have you gone, Vanya? Come out. If I find it, it will be worse." I haven’t disappeared anywhere. And I myself slowly crawl out to the window. "Don't be silly Vanya, I will find ..." Then I realized - it does not see me! Well, hands to feet and running. after that I didn’t step into the zone. To that sector. For the life of me, I won't go. I'd better hire a scientist as a security guard.