Superman
1
How many different professions on the planet earth .
Astronaut, a metallurgist , a carpenter and a seamstress .
Do you want to have a grandmother - it becomes a businessman,
Slender , beautiful then be an athlete.
I also got no easy share
I am Superman and God willing
Stop the train , fly faster than the wind .
I run for a second I was 103 kilometers.
Need someone to help and he was right there
All my love . People are waiting for me .
That's it look : this is it flies like a plane.
When I see all the people cheering .
And I'm tired , I'm tired of all the rescue .
I like everything I want to swear and plump,
Wants to make a chick he jumps in bed.
Smoking rubbish, prick tattoo on the body,
The highlight at the entrance to scribble the word fuck,
Tell a neighbor that he was the last asshole .
Another type of condom water
And to throw at someone from a great height .
But I was not lucky , I was born Superman
So I have to deal with their business .
Rescue people and the world from destruction .
Not who do not wish to get into my position .
Chorus:
I'm Superman, where I want to go flying
Who needs to be unnecessary and out of trouble to help out.
I clocked all the troubles in your black stripe
But sometimes I just want to be like others .
2
Once I decided to score all
Invited him to drink wine Batman .
Two bottles of wine on the table at me
Glass , appetizer, and I'm Batman .
He, too, poor thing damn hard
With crazy maniacs to fight hard.
Drank the first, second uboltali
Was not enough, ran into the tent
Three more under discussion persuaded.
Something like always then not shared
Word for word, no joke grappled
Clenched fists , his eyes were filled with blood ,
In the face of a blow in the stomach, piled on each other .
Ah, well then , we had fun !
Or there is the case : with Spiderman we sat ,
Healthy guys want sex ,
A call to the right place , not have to wait long ,
Heifers came , and then it began.
Spiderman tried so hard , serious work,
That chick in his web of tangled
And I did not calculate , slightly overdone ,
It has long been the case , I was not engaged.
Heifer could not then nor sit nor stand ,
I had to save both again .
Chorus:
3
Each of us wants to be the strongest,
Slender , beautiful, all necessary.
You want a lot of money , beautiful cars ,
Be able to fly , have muscles of steel ?
You want to be known to all of you know
To the newspapers to movies filmed ?
You want me to love you girl ,
Enemies were afraid , dear friends ?
You do not need Superman to be born ,
That everyone knows and is afraid of nothing
Never let a control
And good luck to you in the foot will tread.
And you try to stay with her late
Then you become Superman in the eyes of their friends.
You are young and free , a lot of thoughts in my head ,
But what will happen next - you choose .
Yes, how many different professions on the planet earth .
Astronaut, a metallurgist , a carpenter and a seamstress .
Do you want to have a grandmother - it becomes a businessman,
Slender , beautiful then be an athlete.
I also got no easy share
I am Superman and God willing !
