Текст песни Роман Трахтенберг - Лука Мудищев

Prologue

Oh you married, oh widows,

About girls with virginity!

Let me get you ahead

Say two or three words about fucking.

Fuck real, neat

The less often you eat, the more pleasant,

But god protect you

From the messy fuck!

From that unbridled passion

Grief and adversity will go,

And will not fill you then

An ordinary dick.

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Blessed is he who fucks young

And in old age it calmly

Who regularly drinks vodka

And he doesn't trust anyone in credit.

The nature of women has awarded:

Wealth, gave them glory,

I cut a crack between their legs

And she called that cunt.

She is a toy for a woman

That name is her cunt.

And like a mouse trap

Always open to everyone.

She seduces us all

Attracts crowds of people

And the poor dick flies over her

Like a sparrow in a barn.

Part 1

The house is two-storey

Lived in native Moscow

The widow is a young merchant,

The face is blush and white.

The late husband of her man

The pores were not yet old.

But death happened

Him from his wife's hole.

On the front, all the women are weak,

I’ll say, I’m not afraid to lie to you.

But such a fucking woman

Nobody saw it when I was born!

The late husband of my merchant

There was an unrequited guy, quiet

And listening to his wife's orders

Fuck her ten times a day.

Sometimes he drags his feet a little,

Dick does not get up, even bran.

She doesn't even want to know:

Cry, but still fuck!

Hardly such a hard labor

Who could bear it. A year has passed

And the poor husband went to that world,

Where there is no fucking sorrow.

Widow, unable to ardor of disposition

And to curb the violent passion,

Went left and right

And give to everyone and everyone.

Her fucks and the elderly

Both old and young

But in general, all and sundry

Cunt climbed into the widow.

Three years of fucking reckless

Like a dream for a widow gone.

And here is the languor of passionate torment

And sadness in her heart fell on her.

And the suitors miss her,

But there's no fucking sense in them.

And now the widow is sad and crying,

And a stream pours from the eyes.

And even in the usual eblishka

No one could please her:

One has an indecent dick

And the other is short.

The third one is already very thin,

And the fourth has a muda

Looks like a beer keg

And it beats painfully in the mouth.

Then she complains about the eggs -

Not visible, like the eunuch.

That dick is shorter than that of a hare ...

In short, there is no end to whims.

And now, according to common sense

She to such a conclusion

Seeing no point in anyone,

She came, spreading her mind:

“Little people have gone to our century -

There are no dicks - only dicks,

But I need this or that, or that

Find yourself a big cock!

I need a husband with such a cock

So that when he became me,

I was spinning under him,

And I didn't get a tooth on a tooth! "

And, reasoning so with himself,

She decided to call the pimp -

And she will be able to find

A man with a long penis!

Part 2

In Zamoskvorechye, on Polyanka

There was a small house with two windows.

That house belonged to a bourgeois woman

Matryona Markovna. She

Then she was considered a sister

Advanced years, and all a girl.

Completing marriage affairs -

She was a metropolitan pimp.

Another merchant's wife - a rich woman,

Living with an old husband, -

Make Markovna comfortable

A date with a fucker in secret.

Or for some other reason

Husband does not fuck his wife,

She longs for a man

And Matryona will find a dick for her.

Other in idleness yearning

Wants dick for fun

Matryona is right there again,

You look, the beauty is already being fucked!

Men made a deal with her.

Someone wants (deli!)

Eat your dick, and a virgin

Matryona leads him into the house.

And here s