Текст песни рпаосрао МС - Типа Уханов

I grew up on a horizontal bar, in my new house
everything on the street and in the padik was so familiar
I thought I was sexy and muscle-cool
but the chicks didn't give me, well, and * hey on them, I'm cool!

chorus:
I had no money and I wore a T-shirt
and screwed wooden shelves in his apartment
after all, all these thoughts about a new jacket, so deadly
press on my sides and muscles like needles
I howl like a wolf. and twist the shelves. but, from this, I have no sense ...

I walk on creeps and want to become an army macho
so that I always have good luck with the girls
and the sun was shining on me in a minefield
after all, without the sun I become a sad troll

i went to sharaga, i decided to study
maybe there will be lucky and the chicks will fight for me there
I saw there the one who was named Nastya from birth,
and my heart jumped, from the passion rushing into my pants.

I approached her with a smile and said "hello".
but she turned me off without even bugging me an omelet
I went away in tears, but I don't let my snot go
after all, Klitschko did not let him in when he was drunk by trolls

chorus:
I returned to the horizontal bar and life became the same
even though I haven't bought myself new clothes
I hid in a corner and fixed shelves there
I got pounded and put needles under my nails
to serve in the army! 11

I returned to sharaga, with sadness and sorrow
there I saw a miracle that I dreamed at night.
her name was Zhenya, also from birth
but, I called her the sun, so, without regret.

I followed her with my tail and spread into a puddle
I was waiting for her in the rain, but she didn't need me
she loving me, called me a motherfucker
and I prayed for her, and rubbed my ass about her photo

she fucked me with a bucket and a chair, so, in dreams, at night
and I jerked off on her bright face, not noticing anything
she sent me to fuck, and I laughed out loud
because my smile is as sweet as a child's bottom

chorus:
I went back to the horizontal bar, over and over again
just so as not to think that she is not ready yet
I even put on a jacket with a backpack on my back
Mb she even so, will see me super-beautiful ...

she sent me and I went into sorrow
I was lonely and very sorry for myself
I cried at night, to the songs of Zemfira
I have not seen the world anywhere else

I wanted to go to the monastery and forget
but the horizontal bar did not let go, he still wanted to frolic with me
I didn't leave and went to the competition ...
ON FOOT. 120 km, without breathing!

I'm not dead from fatigue! do not believe in this miracle!
I am the number 1 turnstile and I will still dream of you!
I went through all the obstacles on the way to my goal
and all of course from me a little shark.
well, and what a fuck you wanted ?!

chorus:
I took the nickname "Wuhan Type"
now, I'm fucking all the poor fuckers!
but, on my page on the social network
I still write vanilla verses
about youeeeee ... !! 1 Zhenechkaaaa .... about youeeeee! 11 lyalyalya

oh yes, she fell in love with me, I'm awesome and cool
I will envy Cobain Kurt himself: D
I don't need a jacket anymore and I don't need a shelf
someday, she will become my wife!

but, I'm still a little on the friend zone
to know, bitch, how to offend vanilla Tolya!
I am alone and now, I am a warrior in the field!
now I understand that I am still worthy of love.

I'm sick with you, Zhenya! 1 I'm so sick with you.
it's like moving on a skating rink while you're under alcohol!
but, I'm so feminine and modest,
that i'd rather keep you going until i'm fired

chorus:
And you don't care, oh, I'm no one without you,
And without a turnsicaaa, I'm odiiin. Without you ...
Like Ukhanov, again without a horizontal bar and without a man.
I'll boouuuuuuu wait for you a half a quarter more