Текст песни Сергей Дроботенко - Холостяк

See the beautiful erotic dream .
Before the main culmination of an alarm clock to wake up from .
Jump , kick Service .
Get the cat on the forehead .
To hear from him the truth about myself .

Try to grope in the dark piece of string lamp .
To feel , to pull the strings .
Understand that it was the tail of a cat .
Read in his eyes a dumb question :
"So what did you want to light a TO ? ".

Start in the dark, making their way to the bathroom.
Take a step to the left, step on the cat.
Take a step to the right, again step on the cat.
Sorry for the animal - do random jump somewhere in the darkness ...
Already landing , to understand that we think alike with a cat .

In the bathroom to brush my teeth awake shaving cream .
Seen in the basin , linen soaked month ago.
Sad to say to himself : & quot; still boil ? & Quot;
Want to have breakfast.
Put the pan on the stove with pasta, start looking sausages .
Find it under the sofa. Remember that late.

Running out of the door, face the neighbor.

Hear from her : & quot; Last night your cat again yelling ! & Quot;

Apologize , to say : & quot; I bathed him & quot;

- & Quot; I bathe her , too , but he was not screaming & quot;

Apologize , to say : & quot; So maybe you do not squeeze his ? .. & Quot;

In the bus ... for a long time trying to stick the crumpled voucher in the composter .
Finally, to hear from the ladies sitting at the bottom :

& quot; Man ! You look at me three times go , and no sense ! & Quot;

Apologize , to say : & quot; He was my shabby .. & quot;

Come running to work. Pull the door handle .
Remember that the day off.
Spit , kick the door.
Hear from janitor detailed itinerary , where to go next .
Smoke slowly plod home.
Remember that home cooked pasta ...

Galloping into the kitchen. Pull out the pasta from the ceiling.
Start looking sausages . Catch the enigmatic smile cat.
Feel hunger.
Find in a breadbox last year's crust .
Amiss to recall the poster & quot; IN EVERY POT rump Hleborob & quot ;.
Fastidiously put a crust on the spot.
Open book about tasty and healthy food .
On the second page, awash with saliva.
Turn on the computer , find recipes .
Start search for words :

Cucumber yogurt + + jam + garlic.

Tell the computer : & quot; himself moron & quot ;.

Put the pan on the stove . Trembling hand to get the last two eggs.
Come on quietly crept behind the cat.
Fall, break eggs .
Grab the cat by the scruff of the neck , throw in the fridge.
Grab the handle of the frying pan , burn, throw on the oilcloth ...
Glad to hear the laughter of the cat out of the refrigerator.
Open the refrigerator , say :

& quot; Another giggle , and it will be your native home ! & quot;

Pull out the pan from the oilcloth .
Take a step toward the faucet with cold water.
Slip on egg yolk.
Toss up a frying pan .
Fall face in the yolk.
Look at the ceiling.
Meet face with a frying pan ...
Hear the groans of happiness out of the fridge .
Open the refrigerator , say :

& quot; I warned ... & quot;

Put the cat in the freezer , saying at the same time :

& quot; Now you're on Matroskin , now you're Frost & quot ;.

Five hours later regret .. get unfreeze .
Read in the eyes of the cat route that morning sent the watchman .
say :

& quot; And you're too good ... you castrated , as you walk .
Konsultiruesh or something ?! & Quot;

Find a jar in the closet with something tasty, crispy.
Eat all at once ! To the end!
Catch sight ofonarevshy cat ...
Read on bank ... Whiskas .

Crawl to the couch, holding the tail of a cat .

Remember your first love . It is not able to remember her name and face.
Forgot how much banging a week.
Remember ... he wanted to be .
Remember ... that men do not cry ...

Sleep in the morning.