Текст песни Сказка на новый лад - Сказка о царе Салтане

Three mares window
Crushed thread (the hell?)
Suddenly one of them said:
& Quot; If I was cool,
I'd specifically for the lads
Hahrenachila grub & quot;
& Quot; If I were krutaya-
Vyaknula another chick
Sheela I had to Impress abruptly,
What Cardin and even Gucci & quot;
& Quot; If I would podfartilo-
Said third nipple
Will blah, to plow
Gave birth to patsana_
Only her mouth zakryla-
Wheelbarrow drove to the house
And the office is part ded-
Municipal authority.

& Quot; Vsё.koshёlki, dopi $ share,
Quickly got up and dressed !!!
You're here so smoothly zvonish-
Son I give birth in the spring.
You go to my tseha-
Processing of fur,
Well, and you - in my restaurant ...
Call me mate Sultan. & Quot;

Ha showdown in Magadan
Zatula brother Sultan
Shes stands there,
A pregnant woman
All cases leads one
And about to give birth should
Toad presses two friends:
So much happiness suddenly bitch!
And just in time for the spring it
Ispekaet boy
Well, calving took place udachno-
All bashlyaet uniquely
Grandfather of these clown
Receives SMS:
& Quot; Here, Sultan, garbage is as follows:
Gave birth to your native
But my son - the trouble is
And there elda manda & quot;
Ohrenel Saltan first
And baryg scored a lot
But in the course of steam lowered
And the answer they post it:
& Quot; We will understand how to come
Wait on Friday for dinner & quot;
He shocked: in case!
Bugger gave birth !!!
Those fleeing to his wife to the hospital:
& Quot; All. kranty you with the kid,
Your husband threw type soap
Says, that was cool
He came up with troubles -
Plant both in a barrel
And cruise ordered Bradtke
You send the seas & quot;
What to do? She wept,
Cones of cool hapanula,
Her husband's word - the law,
There is no reason bazaar ...
In barrel Hawk imposed,
Planted. begrimed
And let Heve on:
So Sultan told the lads.
Cramped, stuffy, it's all shit _
Cards barrel on a wave,
And sonny eats a lot,
Turns to Ambala
Storm hrenachit up and down -
Zadolbal this cruise
And shouts girlfriend storm:
& Quot; Che sausages so in kind?
Throw to land us, eh?
Twenty bucks unbuckle !!
& Quot; And listen to the wave,
After all, everyone needs a cabbage,
Barrel ashore wheeled
And quietly dumps ...
& Quot; What the island, your mother ...?
Where is havchika get?! & Quot;
Here are flying ham
I mean, chickens tobacco
Trunk Saltanych takes,
One point in the shoot,
Zafigachit grilled
Hehrenovoe fillet
Wiped his greasy scoreboard
And went in search of the village.
Here comes through the valley
Sees tough picture:
Eight & quot; Berkutov & quot; steep
Wet Swan in the stomach,
And clubs in slurp -
General lowered.
But my son did not podkachal-
All freaks scattered
& Quot; Well, thank you, dear!
I bet, I am your debtor!
You do not & quot; Berkutov & quot; zabil-
Homosexuals killed!
Th lazish the woods? Dr @ chish?
Do you want a villa? Heifers want? & Quot;
Ambala answered him:
& Quot; Well you, Swan, zadolbal!
You girls come and villa
Mers, and subservient to Mobile!
I sailed from afar,
I blah nobody here yet ... & quot;

& Quot; I will pay you, buddy:
and cap and revolver,
Will you run the show here,
What is not a prince with hlebalom?! & Quot;
On the same day he became chief
Took klikuhu & quot; Brother Guido & quot;
The wind on the sea figachit,
Steamboat steep hrenachit
And on it, no kidding.
Forty-eight & quot; shuttle & quot ;,
All Saltan from Istanbul
Rod on two large baula.
Gun fire from the dock:
That cops chase 'brother.
Here were: Sultan in the jacuzzi,
Two mulattos, the cross on the belly:
& Quot; Well health. asshole,
Speculators, shuttles!
Where the hell were blah?
Lope money to mow?
Lope time you gave in the snout?
Th good view? & Quot;
Traders him:
& Quot; All the way, there is a market,
Traded irons
And fake earrings.
I almost came a new term ..
And lying to us the way far:
We hang out in brothels
The rich Guidon,
Responsible blah on the mouth:
Ahrenet, man lives!
There kranty & a