Текст песни Сказка о царе Салтане - Гоблинский перевод

Three chuvikhi window
Crushed thread ( the hell ? )
Suddenly one of them said :
& quot; If I was cool ,
I'd specifically for the lads
Nahuyachila grub & quot;
& quot; If I was cool -
Pyazdnula another chick
Sheela I had to Impress abruptly ,
What Cardin and even Gucci & quot;
& quot; If I would podfartilo-
Said third nipple
I will fucking to plow
Gave birth to the boy & quot;
Only with their mouth closed -
Wheelbarrow drove to the house
And the office is part grandfather -
Municipal authority.
& quot; All koshёlki , dopizdelis ,
Quickly got up and dressed !!!
You're here so smoothly calling -
Son I give birth in the spring .
You go to my shop -
Processing of fur,
Well, you - in my restaurant ...
Call me mate Sultan . & Quot;

At the showdown in Magadan
Zatula brother Sultan
Shes stands there ,
A pregnant woman
All cases leads one
And about to give birth should
Toad presses two friends :
So much happiness suddenly bitch !
And just in time for the spring it
Ispekaet boy
Well, calving went well -
All bashlyaet uniquely
Grandfather of these clown
Receives SMS:

& quot; Here , Sultan , garbage is as follows:
Gave birth to your native
But my son - the trouble is
And there elda and pussy & quot;
Ohuel Saltan first
And baryg scored a lot
But in the course of steam lowered
And the answer they post it :
& quot; We will understand how to come
Wait on Friday for dinner & quot;
He shocked: in case !
Motherfuckers gave birth !!!
Those fleeing to his wife to the hospital :
& quot; All you fucking with the kid ,
Your husband threw type soap
Says , that was cool
He came up with troubles -
Plant both in a barrel
And cruise ordered Bradtke
You send the seas & quot;
Juli do? She wept ,
Cones of cool hapanula ,
Her husband's word - the law ,
There is no reason bazaar ...
In barrel Hawk imposed ,
Planted, bloat
And let the Neva :
So Sultan told the lads
Cramped, stuffy , it's all shit -
Cards barrel on a wave ,
And sonny eats a lot,
Turns to Ambala
Storm huyarit up and down -
Jam a cruise
And shouts girlfriend storm :
& quot; Che sausages so in kind ?
Throw to land us, eh?
Twenty bucks unbuckle !! & quot;
And listen to the wave,
After all, everyone needs a cabbage ,
Barrel on the banks of wheeled
And quietly dumps ...
& quot; What the island , your mother ... ?
Where is havchika get ?! & Quot;
Here are flying ham
I mean, chickens tobacco
Trunk Saltanych takes ,
One point in the shoot ,
Zapizdyachil grilled
Nehuёvoe fillet
Wiped his greasy eblo
And went in search of the village .
Here comes through the valley
Sees tough picture:
Eight & quot; Berkutov & quot; steep
Wet Swan in the stomach ,
And clubs in ebalo -
General lowered .
But my son did not podkachal-
All freaks scattered
& quot; Well, thank you , dear!
Without pussy , I am your debtor !
You do not & quot; Berkutov & quot; zabil-
Motherfuckers ruined !
Th lazish the woods ? Masturbate ?
Do you want a villa ? Heifers want ? & Quot;
Ambala answered him :
& quot; Well, you , Swan, Jam !
Clear dick : whores and villa
Mers , and subservient to Mobile !
I sailed from afar,
I fucking nobody here yet ... & quot;
& quot; I will pay you, buddy :
and cap and revolver ,
Will you run the show here ,
What is not a prince so fucked ?! & Quot;
On the same day he became chief
Took klikuhu & quot; Brother Guido & quot;

The wind on the sea fucking do ,
Steamboat steep pizdyachit
And on it , no nonsense ,
Forty-eight & quot; shuttle & quot ;,
All Saltan from Istanbul
Rod on two large baula .
Gun fire from the dock :
That cops chase 'brother .
Here were: Sultan in the jacuzzi ,
Two mulattos , the cross on the belly :
& quot; Well Health , asshole ,
Speculators - shuttles !
Where the hell were fucking ?
Lope money to mow ?
Lope times pussy you have been given ?
Th good view ? & Quot;
Traders him:
& quot; All the way, there is a market ,
traded irons
And fake earrings,
I almost came a new term ...
And lying on