In short Tiomka such comes to my agenda ,
They say the army 's time , age is not for children
I certainly audacious , but then began to spin a waste of time
Alternatively: armeyki or sit for seven years
Enlistment party, go to the doctors
60 kg, and a couple of grams dozuha
Ear , nose, throat , eye exams
Surgeon , growth , psyche, pressure measurements
Commissioner stamped , all the rules
I am an ideal candidate for military service
In the corridors goners with mother on the neurotic ,
But Noggano on spokoynyake , well, fuck crawl ?
Home to fuck joy well at last , thank God
Wait quietly for two years
Arranged wires truly national
Sea liquor , plus natural Kaif
In short festivities in the Russian style
Drank, smoked , and then slow mutili
Screw hands , beat his boots in the face
Dumb morning - the hangover in the police
Station , platform , carriage, knocking wheels
Below me on the shelf snoring drunk putz obostsanny
Someone wrote in a low voice chanson
Scratch my bald head , remembering hair
Yes , I'm not able to manage strained any topic
And that's why I serve Russia !
I do not blame you I asked for it
And that's why I serve Russia !
I am against the cops and everyone there piderastii
And that's why I serve Russia !
Red, white , blue,
Yes, I in any state is ready to serve Russia !
The mood in the format of a hard hangover
Warriors animals started building
On machine two hours of hard yaytsetryaski
Around collective incomprehensible suit
Got to the part of the building again
Build, still, an alignment !
Bold Colonel typing oxygen
Shoved young drowsy patriotic vomit
I squandered film - nothing interesting
Oath pizdyuley theme known to all
I was lucky to hit a serve of Purchasing
Have realized instantly - here I will bring a motion
Equal patsanchik never disappear ,
Dёgt tar , but I'm used to stir the honey
On-site there were two old-timers countryman ,
In matters of turbid soul mates
First put things in barter with diesel fuel
Arranged on raised bitching party in kaptёrke ,
Then with pischevogo warehouse trimmed oil
Took dolyashku ensign Kudasova
Behind the fence was not formed cocks Network
Anything 'brother - five seconds.
Loomed on the horizon, not weak gerych
Things went better
That's right !
On a slow podvis whole battalion ,
Persecuted by the Afghan wreaths broth
Increased dose grew theft
Our battalion sprinkle on building
Everything goes under the hammer when Kumar Army
Products , mattresses, clothing
Potarchivaet all part of on a super dose
Young over easy , grandfathers in kamatoze
Overdose Captain Sunina , greed
Pumped - this Vasya we still need
A deal with the teams did not go Ensign Vanin
Threatened us , frightened us gaubvahtoy ,
But we knew about his secret passion
Ensign was malicious piderastom
Amassed a sluggish soldiers gay circle
And walked batter in the ass on the nearby woods
Shorter with a camera ,
Kampraman concocted by all this company
Ensign gave us printing and stationery
And we have begun to live as lived in the civilian
All that lay hung , stood ,
Elos , was drunk , slaughter , slaughter,
Belilos , burn , paint , move,
We have shamelessly be started in the industry
Total quality hard tharch ,
At full power shakes our shop
Mom came - not learned sonny
Threw 20 pounds, sticking drools
Yes , I'm not able to manage strained any topic
And that's why I serve Russia !
I do not blame you I asked for it
And that's why I serve Russia !
I am against the cops and everyone there piderastii
And that's why I serve Russia !
Red, white , blue,
Yes, I in any state is ready to serve Russia !
True when the check arrived with General Dudko
To put it mildly it was a bit awkward
Look in his eyes puzzled the pig
- Where Colonel goats ?! I f you all court-martialed !
Forgot to mention that the Colonel was in the hospital
In the last step tseyroza
Left part of the conscience of Captain Sunina ,
Who now stood before the General