Текст песни Батут Махинация - Записался на Каратэ

I wanted to be healthy and big
I wanted to spin the turntable well
I used to try, but flew to the chiffoner
He beat off the eggs and dick on the handle

Friends are kidding you said
fool
And I wanted to knock down the jamb with my heel
I don’t care about the opinion of friends
Sign up for karate, buy a kimano
I’ll spin the turntables on the mats

I will try to twist even in my car
Only the loser will surrender before the goal
And I won’t dare to do this
Well, here I am in karate sparing the CCM
I fought as best I could, but got under the press

Ten stitches were placed on the head.
The coach says I'm talent, I fight well
Checked out of the hospital and on training
Pinwheel keeps the newcomer Vovka
Ten stitches are now laid to him
Do you know why? I hit the bastard

Enrolled in the karate section
I own karate, tame me KTD
I twisted like a spinner in a movie
The enemy shot me eggs from the cannon (2x)

My training was successful
But still not Jackie Chan of course
The turntable has been mutilating for two turns
And this, imagine, in just half a year

And you can finally slam me
I'm not joking
Grasped in the yard on the asphalt somersault back
It would be better if I didn’t - beat off my ass

In the evening I washed my kimano
And then something completely dirty it
Two weeks later I have a competition
With a pinwheel, breaking a nose is mania

As a result, those competitions were canceled
But the competition on the street was still
somehow I was returning from a chipset store
Around the corner in the dark, something flashed with fixes.
Fuck me, I'm a karate champion
hey the jaw is in gold, where are you?

I did not have time to apply karate techniques
The one who has TT fixes

Enrolled in the karate section
I own karate, tame me KTD
I twisted like a spinner in a movie
The enemy shot me eggs from the cannon (2x)