Текст песни Фыфлгофий - Конферансье

Seven in the morning it's time again through the slush and the bus to the stage,
Wife in a pink bathrobe perforated by a habarik
And a pocket for someone else's sperm.
The marriage is semi-fictitious, it is better not to dwell on it,
Life is so dull, it will suddenly ruin an already dubious performance.
Suspicious of salts on the ledge of the monument to Lenin,
I pick up the helium tab.
Inflate balloons legally only on holidays
And you have work in five in two,
Hungry for performance by kids
What to do
Such work, bypassing the old women from the yard,
That seven times a week they spoil your Monday
By their denunciations to the cops for too loving attitude towards cats.
Here is the stop, the bus is already there
Where not to sit in it in any case,
Well, puddling in the next hour,
You won't be in time for dinner, after all.

Soviet street, views from the sides.
Some gender-neutral clown, salute to thieves
I will give you five-hat,
Just don't hit tomorrow
By nine in the morning you have to be in the garden
They deprive the flute.
Without her, during the performance you will have
Be creative with soundtracks,
And I'm not inventive, guess yourself what I will accompany.
The thieves did not understand, I was going completely broken again.
An ambulance is passing by at a speed inconceivable
It's hard to imagine moving at a speed below a macro centimeter per hour.
Although that would have been enough for me.
No memory needed, no havanagilas.
Just take me away, just pick me up.
But my presence in the assembly hall requires a tablecloth.

I wonder who was honored with such a moment,
Getting help unexpectedly from health care.
Maybe it's with Raketnaya 24 and Lenka.
The one that was preparing to sit down for storage.
In the morning, rumors reached her that she had an unsuccessful abortion there.
Girl 15, was afraid to go overboard.
The khakhal went to the army, and there was nothing to take from him.
What can you take from a person who has nothing human.
So I decided to go for infanticide, but it's a pity.
That in our country a shawl will be tightened around the neck for this.
It would be necessary therefore quietly, without unnecessary noise.
She went to Kolya, taking a bottle, a can of raisins.
Kolya 64 is considered to be the cleverest guy in the area, he walks in an old suit.
He had a veterinarian's manual lying around,
It was decided that there was little difference.
That a cow is that Lenka, one thing in fact.
But Kolya was a virgin, and here's the surgical utensils,
The ringing from the screams after that Nikolai began to pull out the inside through
Ass. Lenka will either not live or complain to the cops.

In any case, everyone has lost, I have not yet.
Unfortunately on the clock, lunch was a little late.
Lead to the children, here are the balls, here are for the photo of the tripod.
It is said that everyone has been at home for a long time.
But at least he amused us with his appearance,
Danil hanged himself yesterday,
We collect money for mother's flowers.
You have cystitis and by the way you
Got drunk again or something.
Okay no matter, give me the money
Leave in good health.
You leave for good health.
It was Monday.
Tomorrow with a performance at school.