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    • Тексты песен / A / Alex Farnham feat Bart Baker / One Direction Kiss you Parody

    Текст песни Alex Farnham feat Bart Baker - One Direction Kiss you Parody

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    [Zayn]
    Oh I’m just gonna pretend that I’m riding this Bike
    To make all you teen girls wet with delight
    Do you feel that downstairs, that downstairs?
    That’s us taking your dad’s cash

    [Harry]
    oh I know i know I know that this looks kinda strange
    But I just feel right when I’m rubbing on Zayne
    please don’t tell taylor swift, she’d get pissed
    Even though I dumped that bitch

    [Liam]
    Guys this is bullshit, why am I riding in this?
    [Simon]
    It’s Your Punishment
    [Liam]
    For What?
    [Simon]
    For shaving your head!
    [Harry]
    Now let’s all go

    [All]
    To Pri son
    so we can dance with locked up men
    and then we can pretend that we play instruments, by posing with them in stupid pics

    [Harry]
    Why don’t we take off all our clothes
    And play a game of drop the soap!

    Hell Yea

    [Simon]
    I WILL TAKE the photographs!

    [All]
    Let’s Drop Our Pants!

    [Harry]
    And these 5 soap bars!

    VERSE 2
    [Zayn]
    Oh maybe maybe if we all pretend we can ski
    It will make this video less crappy
    This is ridiculous, diculous
    Who is directing this shit?

    [Niall]
    Oh, I’m only Irish guy singing in this song
    That’s why I dance like a gay leprechaun
    Also I play guitar, play guitar
    Did ya know I play guitar?

    [Liam]
    Oh Holly Crap
    Taylor Swift is on our ass
    She’s got a GAT

    [Taylor]
    Ahhhhh!

    [Zayne]
    She’s gonna kill Harry and then write a

    [All except Harry]
    hit song
    About How you did her so wrong
    [Taylor]
    *sobbing* I knew you were Trouble Harry!! Can’t you see you belong with me?
    [Harry]
    Hey Maybe I can kill the bitch
    Using my secret nipple trick
    [ALL]
    Go for it
    [Taylor]
    Omg what the hell is that?!

    [ALL]
    He just made her crash

    [Harry]
    With my 4 nipples!!!!

    ALL
    Harry has 4 nipples
    Harry has 4 nipples
    They made taylor drive off the road

    [Louis]
    To celebrate let’s all dress up as

    ALL
    Sea – ee – men
    Because we all love sea – ee – men
    [Niall]
    we mean jizz
    [Louis]
    I’m gonna give Harry a french kiss
    [Zayne]
    I am gonna suck on my own dick
    ALL
    Taylor was just a cover up
    [Harry]
    To hide the fact I like man Butt
    [Taylor]
    What did you say
    ALL
    How the hell is she still alive
    [Taylor]
    I will never die!
    Now let me kill you!

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