I met him in the spring .
He was almost famous artist .
We kissed him under the pines ,
Well, he got married - as honest .
He drank a little , he was not rude
Such happiness , girls, only happens once .
One embarrassed cleans teeth
And forever tube does not close .
Well, I focus , first , did not pay .
Such a man I Duden sky
And like a woman he forgave
Everything, even the tube , damn it .
And he, drawing , fell into nirvana :
Then suddenly embrace - like , say , and that's that !
Then suddenly dragged into a monkey bath
And there is : there is open toothpaste.
And I, like a fool , washed socks .
In soups lozhila bouillon cube
And requested , all pleaded
" Brush your teeth - shut the fuck tube ! "
And he brute well as luck :
" All this Glasha - he says - is secondary ."
Tell the girls , well, how can
Love and shit at the same time .
And I went to a neighbor nuisance
After a neighbor's dentures ,
On the shelf of a tube " Blendamed "
Lies , closed, how lovely .