Текст песни Владимир Шандриков - Крестины

I was once on a Sunday
Invited to a birthday party ,
And maybe it was Wednesday or Friday .
The fact that these dates
We were not given a salary ,
I was left without a penny , that's the case !

And it happened the same birthday,
Somebody - Nina ,
She was reputed to be a noble barmaid .
And in general in its district
Dear all friends
For good , for all sorts of things .

But I was an inventor,
Dreamer , almost Lavater ,
And he went to ethno case without the ruble.
Decided , since it is necessary,
So , will , as a reward ,
That fellow , that in the guise of me.

Three hours promezhdu way,
I prolazili on working ...
Oh , and the streets ! Only one lamp .
I know the address is inaccurate ,
Met in absentia ,
Well besides me confused and & quot; Solntsedar & quot ;.

That drink preprotivny
I had a snack nettles
Bright , juicy - the respective bouquet.
And sausage and fruit,
And other products
You always have drunks immunity.

In general somewhere near Omsk
In Sherlock Holmes
I spotted that company . Salute !
I shout : & quot; Come box !
Too late , they say, to SABANTUY ! & Quot;
And faceted fuzherochek serve.

All - oblique, at the limit,
All solder and pall ,
And one was sitting at the bruise .
I willed him to sit down ,
Yet there maybe more bone
And gnawed like not all .

Must honestly confess to you :
I do not like to break away -
Hryapnul , grunted and & quot; Pamir & quot; bit .
A little later , as the maestro
Punched three grams of & quot; Extras & quot ;,
Afterward osolovel and sad .

I cracked his jaws,
I got bored with the guests.
The whole company - one set of aces .
Left slept director of the morgue ,
Right slurp chief of bargaining,
Opposite zavstolovoy missed without cucumbers.

Included here & quot; gramophones & quot ;,
To the tune of I floor
In exactly vinigret currently imposed .
Suddenly , out of nowhere ,
There are near Ninki
This bald , I hated black hair .

We immediately see that asshole !
Tara bars and dance
And the waist, as a glass , takes .
I blink her annoyance :
Like, favorite , do not ...
But the favorite and the eye does not.

I meet them in the intermission
And shout brunet : & quot; meeting ,
I will pay off with you , a parasite ! & Quot;
And she said : & quot; 'm surprised !
Sorry, you do not know ! & Quot;
Can you imagine ? This says ...

Thing of the past . I'm with her
Was already familiar with the week
Through the influence of a companion with a & quot; Ferrous & quot ;.
So fate was pleased ,
At once I was killed,
I grabbed her and ripped vest .

Here they come Shiga two
And with a smirk cowboys
Offer podzaglohnut dashing .
I asked : & quot; What do you want ? & Quot;
It turned out , the bastards
Pretend to hit me in the face.

A bitter and annoyed
I cried : & quot; Bitches , okay ... & quot;
A warning spat in his ugly face and & quot; Hello ! & Quot;
Once , I remember, beat the dishes,
A bryunetika , bastard ,
Himself firmly locked in the toilet.

Raise mulberries brawl
Beating, the cloaca ,
Both on the field of Kulikovo bloodshed .
I was biting , pinching nails
And kneaded them all elbows
A bit off Ninulke to ear eyebrow.

If I was someone in the rescue -
Poubil to all , by God !
Well, so I'm just exhausted .
However, in the kitchen at the threshold
I caught someone's foot
And to boot, by the way, in a meat grinder missed .

And along the way , for insurance,
Hid tightly in the oven
Phone , that he had not called to .
Times a year because the gun shoots ,
Hell , infection , know -
How much is there something else I 've done .

In general I was spifflicate ,
But woke up still at home.
Oh, and sad to remember the excitement !
Shel- I to a birthday party ,
A hit after the christening ,
Mixed dorm and floor !