Текст песни Владимир Высоцкий - Инструкция перед поездкой за рубеж

I finished forging yesterday
I tinned two plans, -
And on a business trip
I got from the plant.

Soot, soot washed off under the shower,
I ate a cold ide, -
And listened to the instructor -
What is there, what is not.

So far they have better
household, -
So that I do not cheat
not that
He gave me a brochure to read -
as a mandate
So as not to try to live there foolishly
like we have.

Spoke to me like a brother
About the insidious abroad,
About a trip to the Democrats
To the Polish city of Budapest:

“There they have a special way -
We do not immediately understand, -
Try them, brother,
Have some respect.

There will be a debate with vodka -
answer:
“No, guys are Democrats, -
only tea!"
From their gifts severely
turn away:
“They themselves have such good -
heaps! ””

He said: “Living in comfort -
Save, but don't be stupid -
And don't throw out the trick -
Don't die from dry food!

In this Czech Budapest -
Such are the times -
Maybe they'll say "drink and eat"
Well, maybe - no shit! "

Oh, I'm in Hungary to the market
I look like
German to Romanian
I'll take a look!
Democrats, they assured
sidekick,
Do not take from Soviet citizens
not a penny!

"Bourgeois contagion
Still walks on his heels -
Beware more than your eyes
You have extramarital affairs there:

There are spies with a strong body, -
You them at the door - they are at the window!
Say what with this case
We were done a long time ago.

They can act
not straight:
Walk in the compartment and pretend
a man -
And she herself will impose tola
under the corset ...
Check what gender
your neighbour!"

Then let me torture him:
"I'm afraid - I'll give it a shot, -
How to check? - crawl under the dress -
So slap in the face! "

But the instructor is the dock guy
Business - try to cut!
And again the hassle began
About the insidious abroad ...

I popularly explain
for the ignorant:
I'm leaving for the Bulgarians -
to Budapest.
“If themes arise there -
immediately remove, -
You don't need to beat, but they won't penetrate -
explain! "

Well, in their language - not a word, -
Not in an arc or in a thuja!
Hammer me - so I am any
Into my drink!

But I'm not an agitator
I am a hereditary blacksmith ...
I am to the Poles in Ulan Bator
Finally, I won't go!

I sleep with my wife, but I can't sleep:
“Dus, and Dus!
Maybe I can manage without abroad?
I'll not mix theirs -
I will run away
I'm on theirs - no belmes,
no guogu! "

Dusya sleeps like a child,
Twisting the curlers, -
Answers me asleep:
“You know, Kolya, don't itch!
That you, Kolya, are painfully timid -
I will divorce you! -
We live side by side for twenty years -
And all the time: "Dusya, Dus ..."

He promised - have you forgotten?
well good! -
What an oilcloth from Bangladesh
bring it.
Save a couple of rupees there -
don't booze, -
At least I have something - even a devil in a mortar -
bring it! "

I fell asleep, hugging my wife -
Dusya my tender, -
I dreamed that I was chain mail,
I forge a shield and a sword.

There they have other measures, -
If you don't understand, they will eat it alive, -
And I all dreamed of Hungarian women
With beards and a gun.

Dusina oilcloth dreamed
beige
And cheeky spies
in Bangladesh ...
I will live - the will of God -
among the Romanians, -
They say they are from the Volga region,
as we are!

Here are the female habits! -
I saw off and began to sing.
Ironed the shirts -
It's expensive to watch.

Goodbye, blacksmith shop,
Right up to the carnation dear!
Goodbye, my counter plan,
Overfulfilled by me!

We drank alcohol in my aorta
penetrated, -
I'm all the way to the airport
shouted.
I go to the gangway, and from behind to the back -
like barking:
"Who did you leave us for,
Nikolay! "