Do not write me about love - I will not believe:
I'm here already your past affairs.
Listen better: here - with lavsan matter, -
If you want, I will buy - a good thing.
I don't drink vodka yet - well, not a shot!
I save and don't even eat soup, -
Because I will buy you a blouse,
Because I love you, stupid.
I was in ballet - men are pawing girls.
Girls - all as on selection - in white slippers.
Here I write, and the tears are choking and dripping:
Do not let yourself be missed, my sweetheart!
Our scarecrow is one of the first at the exhibition.
And at first they shouted - as if defective -
But they came to their senses - and now they gave the prize:
All in medals he lies, packed.
Speak to the chairman, let my house
Now it is hidden, and let the grass be mown, -
But I’m not a calf, I won’t think:
Records to spoil me - na-kos, take a bite!
Let them fix our barn - do not rot the grain!
Will Pasha pestering - with him as with a traitor!
Do not walk with an agronomist, - pull out your legs, -
You can walk about two times with the chairman.
Goodbye, I am in GUM, shopping:
It's like our storage shed, but with glasses ...
You can annoy me with coats,
In a gray dress with faded patterns.
... Here stands a cultural park over the river,
In it I walk - and I spit only in the bins I.
But you, of course, will not understand - there, behind the stove, -
Therefore - you are dark uncultured.
