Tatiana: And we are interrupted for an emergency news release. It just became known that a strong fire began at the Moscow Plant for the production of Valerian. Employees of the entire plant are poisoned by valerian couples, however, as the whole district. And from the spot of the Factory for the production of Valerian transfers our special correspondent Roman. Hello, Roman!
Roman: Hello, Tatiana ... The plant for the production of Valerian is burning here, but there is no panic ... I have a right straw, but there is no reason for anxiety ... Ha ha ... Tatyana?
Tatyana: Yes, novel. So, tell me what is the factory director now?
Roman: The director first rushed to save the situation and dived in Chan with Valerian ...
Tatyana: So what? What? What happened to him, Roman?
Roman: You know, it was listed to death ... And I, and I have a jacket now, but is not worried about what ... Tatyana?
Tatyana: Good, Roman, tell me that at the moment happens at the site of the fire, Roman?
Roman: 500 thousand cats escaped from around the area for this plant ... They now took hostages of the chief accountant ... Haha ... Tatyana?
Tatyana: So what? What? What? What do they require, Roman?
Roman: They demand Valerian ... What else? Tatyana?
Tatyana: Please tell me whether representatives of the special services arrived at the accident?
Roman: Yes ... Sergey Shoigu and Yuri Kuklachev arrived at the scene of the accident ... Ha ha ... Tatyana?
Tatyana: So what? What? Are they trying to negotiate with the invaders, the novel?
Roman: Yes. Now Kuklachev speaks with the leader of cats ... An encouraging "Kis-Kis" is heard ... Tatyana?
Tatiana: Good. Tell me, please, are there affected by plant workers, romance?
Roman: You know, Tatiana, and I have a shit ... ha ha ... Tatyana?
Tatiana: Good, Roman, how do local residents feel, residents near the lying houses, Roman?
Roman: You know, there is no place among the locals of Panic ... Only the grandmothers marauders are removed from the plant Valerian buckets ... Tatyana?
Tatyana: Good, tell me, were there any accidents during a fire, romance?
Roman: Yes, there was one ... One grandmother broke a bucket ... ha ha ... Tatyana?
Tatiana: Tell me, to this minute, the firefighters succeeded to localize the flame, romance?
Roman: No, not yet ... they broke into the building and sneezed by valerian couples ... And now somewhere between the first or second floor they are sitting, listening to music near the flame ... and I already burn the scarf ... now it starts To burn my head and I just have nothing to talk to you ... Goodbye, Tanya ...
Tatyana: Well, thanks. In touch was a special correspondent 'Comedy Club' Roman.
