Текст песни Guf - БАСТА

Guf:

And where it will throw next time, I do not know
But I am sometimes shocked by such excursions
Welcome to the land of rice and bamboo
Yellow people, specific cuisine and squeaky sounds
They eat everything that moves here
And everything that does not move, they move and eat
And then don't say you weren't warned
This is for Basta a special report from China
The sounds of a pioneer bugle are heard from somewhere
Means to get up for breakfast very soon
Half past six exactly
Early? No, ok
It's time for us to train under Haiji Chuan
Strange, but those who know it will understand
In China, you can learn a lot about Jackie Chan
In that sense, this guy there is generally in order
Not only on the big screen, but also on the stage
Just yesterday they swung their legs with Chris Tucker
And in the finale, the evil uncle was removed again
Today in Shanghai he performs pop hits.
He is begged to leave an autograph on a poster
Very little Chinese girls and Chinese girls
Many of them with their moms and dads
Everyone around is happy and Jackie and these guys
And the movie business states with their grandma shows
I don't care what you are with
With sticks or swords
I myself am not bad rummaging in Haiji Chuanyi
And me and all my brothers and my uncle
We are in the Chinese triad since birth

Chorus:

I don't scare you, but I warn you
I have lived in China for a very long time
Tiananmen Square keeps my tracks
And at home lies a brick from the Chinese wall

Basta:

Moscow, Beijing, Malindau street
we have Ulyanov, Lenin, here is Mao's dad
Russian rubles, Chinese yuan
but like us, the green franklin easily walks
oh, those positive Chinese people
smiling all the time, bowing low,
but it is important that the road does not lead to a slum,
it's easy to go missing here ... of course!
have the right kind of marijuana
And the stadiums in which executions, in addition to sports
grandparents practice qigong
spears, swords, bagoa, wichun
they build with incredible speed
Beijing skyscrapers are cooler than those of New York.
strange cars are cutting along the roads,
like Mears, like Beha, but called differently.
and you know, brother, it doesn't hover at all,
there are copyright concepts in the world, but not in China.
here he reads rap, I know a couple MC,
there was a battle, a Chinese dragon, against Wasi Rams.
Uncle Jet Li on billboards
advertises suits of Jet Li brand
films with Jet Li on the screens,
directed by Jet Li.
I sit in the south, in the city of Ushan,
Madame Lee goes over the ears, instills something in us
about the spring harvest da hun pao
one jin is about half a kilogram
tea drunks, haggling traditions
I speak more clearly, naturally on my fingers.
for 3000 yuan 10 jin it is almost for nothing,
cheaper than in Beijing,
there are representatives of the oldest profession here ...
but in Russia it is more interesting
They are covered by the guys from the triad
And these guys, to be honest, we were not very happy
Soviet flags, Buddhist monks
A weird hawk that makes the fuck out
At first glance, the life of an ordinary Chinese is not sugar,
A spoonful of rice and fairy tales about a brighter tomorrow
Here you can easily get by with three words:
Buyao, sise, nihao.
Here instead of a roof is the sky, here is the land of the spirit
Tiananmen and the Great Wall await Guf

Chorus:
I don't scare you, but I warn you
I have lived in China for a very long time
Tiananmen Square keeps my tracks
And at home lies a brick from the Chinese wall

Basta:

The finale of the excursion at the Chinese Wall
Estimate, Beijing - Moscow, center in the course
And such routes are unrealistic for us
Basta and Guf are here for labor.