Текст песни John Lennon - The Ballad Of John And Yoko

Standing in the dock at southampton
Trying to get to holland or france
The man in the mac said 'you've got to go back'
You know they didn't even give us a chance

Christ you know it ain't easy, you know how hard it can be
The way things are going, they're going to crucify me

Finally made the plane into paris
Honeymooning down by the seine
Peter brown called to say 'you can make it o.k.
You can get married in gibraltar near spain '

Christ you know it ain't easy, you know how hard it can be
The way things are going, they're going to crucify me
Drove from paris to the amsterdam hilton
Talking in our beds for a week
The newspapers said 'say what're you doing in bed? ''
I said 'we're only trying to get us some peace'
Christ you know it ain't easy, you know how hard it can be
The way things are going, they're going to crucify me

Saving up your money for a rainy day
Giving all your clothes to charity
Last night the wife said 'oh boy, when you're dead
You don't take nothing with you but your soul - think! '

Made a lightning trip to vienna
Eating chocolate cake in a bag
The newspapers said 'she's gone to his head
They look just like two gurus in drag '

Christ you know it ain't easy, you know how hard it can be
The way things are going, they're going to crucify meCaught an early plane back to london
Fifty acorns tied in a sack
The men from the press said 'we wish you success
It's good to have the both of you back '

Christ you know it ain't easy, you know how hard it can be
The way things are going, they're going to crucify me
The way things are going, they're going to crucify me

We stood at the pier in Southampton *,
 Trying to leave for Holland or France.
 A man dressed in a mac said, "You have to go back."
 You know, they never gave us a single chance.
 Christ, you know, it's not easy at all
 You know how hard it can be.
 Judging by what’s happening now,
 I'm about to be crucified on the cross.
 Finally, a plane was served to Paris,
 A honeymoon in the lower Seine.
 Peter Brown ** called to say:
 "In your power to do everything well,
 You can marry Gibraltar, not far from Spain. "
 Christ, you know, it's not easy at all
 You know how hard it can be.
 Judging by what’s happening now,
 I'm about to be crucified on the cross.
 We got by car from Paris to the Hilton Hotel in Amsterdam,
 We get into bed with conversations all week.
 Newspapers asked: "Tell me, what do you do in bed?"
 And I replied: "We are just trying to find peace there."
 Christ, you know, it's not easy at all
 You know how hard it can be.
 Judging by what’s happening now,
 I'm about to be crucified on the cross.
 Saving money for a rainy day
 They gave the last shirt out of kindness.
 Last night, the wife said:
 "Oh baby when you die
 You can't take anything with you
 Except your soul. Think about it!"
 They rushed to Vienna with lightning speed
 They ate a chocolate cake, hiding in bags ***.
 The newspapers wrote: "She took all his thoughts,
 They look like two gurus stoned. "
 Christ, you know, it's not easy at all
 You know how hard it can be.
 Judging by what’s happening now,
 I'm about to be crucified on the cross.
 We had a morning plane back to London,
 Scored fifty acorns in a bag.
 The guys from the press said: "We wish you happiness.
 It's so great that you are back - both! "
 Christ, you know, it's not easy at all
 You know how hard it can be.
 Judging by what’s happening now,
 I'm about to be crucified on the cross.
 Judging by what’s happening now,
 I'm about to be crucified