Текст песни LL Cool J - Clap Your Hands
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Yeah Yeah I like that guitar man, yeah Yo E-Love I like the way you flipped that guitar man Know what I'm saying? It was a good idea man, Ya know what I'm saying? Yeah It's kinda like freaking me, ya know what I'm saying? I want to get hype man, I want to do this Ya know what I'm saying? Just goin' chill, check it out Slick as Vaseline, smell good as cologne I'm like a muscle man in jail, they leave me alone I rhyme like Superman, you rap like Jimmy Olson I break you like a bottle of green Golden Molson You ain't a real rhymer, you look like a actress How you gon' sleep on me holmes, do I look like a mattress? Am I that old, do I walk like Grady? I'ma hundred-fifty proof, Smirnoff is only 80 Don't you ever try to rock my house I'm a real cool cat, know what I'm saying Mickey Mouse? The poetry specialist, so take a dose of this Now think about it, can you really come close to this? You soft as powder, weak as a cabin cooler Ugly as work shoes, messing with the Ruler: The ultimate writer reciter and def entertainer I work myself harder than a boxer's trainer Clap your hands everybody (hey yo) And everybody just clap your hands (hey yo) Clap your hands everybody (hey yo) And everybody just clap your hands (hey yo) I said, clap your hands everybody (hey yo) And everybody just clap your hands (hey yo) Clap your hands everybody (hey yo) And everybody just clap your hands (hey yo) You end up, underneath my sneaker You're dog doo-doo, I'm watching you get weaker You can't believe, the skill and dexterity Ll Cool J, and the J is for Jeremy So buff me, James Todd the earthquake-r That's right my brother, you're going out like Sega {*Censored*} chewed, so whats up dude? One of my battles'll get your girlies in the mood Sucker MC's really make me sick I'm so bad, I can suck my own (dick) If you go to your girl's house and I'm there already Don't go Crazy cause my name ain't Eddie Rhymes so rough, it's like a course in trigonometry When Einstein was talking, he was talking bout me The Prince of the Earth, and I'ma give birth To a rhyme so hard you look soft as a Smurf Giggling and wiggling, so how we going out? Lovely, and that's without a doubt! Clap your hands everybody (hey yo) And everybody just clap your hands (hey yo) Clap your hands everybody (hey yo) And everybody just clap your hands (hey yo) I said, clap your hands everybody (hey yo) And everybody just clap your hands (hey yo) Clap your hands everybody (hey yo) And everybody just clap your hands (hey yo) Rappers are my servants, they serve me like an emperor When I'm through, you'll need a nurse to take your temperature And cool you down, cause you're cold as leftovers Not the ones on the table, I'm talking about RUFF rovers You can't get over, what's my name, Goofy? You smoke I'm no joke, so my brother break out the looseys And take a pull, cause the buck stops here I get swift as a magician, wreck {shit} and disappear Don't cross me, or lose your loyalty To the Prince of the rap court, I'm royalty And it ain't no puzzle, it's a shame how rappers guzzle Paragraphs I put together so I carry a muzzle To shut em up and cut em up and make em be quiet I'm a one man riot, so don't even try it The Prince of special tactics, plus I'm athletic Before you play your hand you better do some calisthenics Jumpin jacks, squats, push-ups, the whole nine Speak your piece, then I'ma go for mine And I guarantee you, I'm gonna strike again I recommend my friend you drop the pen and give in Cop out to one rhyme cause you're facin' ten I ain't Sidney Poitier but we can 'Do This Again' I'm nice wit mines, and I gotta admit it You don't really want to battle, why don'tcha just forget it! Clap your hands everybody (hey yo) And everybody just clap your hands (hey yo) Clap your hands everybody (hey yo) And everybody just clap your hands (hey yo) I said, clap your hands everybody (hey yo) And everybody just clap your hands (hey yo) Clap your hands everybody (hey yo) And everybody just clap your hands (hey yo) But if you're hard headed and you still don't understand Here's a little sample, my man "Hello?" "Cool J" "Takes everything you've got" "Pushing a broom" "Sure would help a lot" Check my stats, how we living, I thought so I'm fresh, oh yes, but can they flow, hell no My rhymes are up to date, excellent, on point I'm telling you, they're the serious joint I eat my steak fast, I drink my brew slow My voice is milky with a nice clear flow I eat like a fat man, and walk like a gigolo I'm not a ballplayer, so now ya know! Clap your hands everybody (hey yo) And everybody just clap your hands (hey yo) Cause I rock the house, everybody (hey yo) And everybody just clap your hands (hey yo) Know what I'm saying? And I'ma be straight til the year three thousand That's word to mother, know what I'm saying? And I say mother with a V Cause the V is for Victory ya know what I'm saying? Cause I'm the victor in this game, word up Know what I'm saying? That's what time it is, peace That man, he sure is funky, funky, funky! Funky! Funky, he sho' is! You best believe he's funky! You didn't know? Funky! Смотрите также:
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И все просто хлопают в ладоши (эй, эй)
Хлопайте в ладоши все (эй, йо)
И все просто хлопают в ладоши (эй, эй)
Но если ты упрям и все еще не понимаешь
Вот небольшой образец, чувак
"Привет?"
"Крутой Джей"
«Берет все, что у тебя есть»
«Толкание метлы»
«Конечно, очень помогло бы»
Проверьте мою статистику, как мы живем, я так и думал
Я свеж, о да, но могут ли они течь, черт возьми, нет.
Мои рифмы актуальны, превосходны, по делу
Я говорю вам, это серьезный сустав
Я ем стейк быстро, пью пиво медленно.
Мой голос молочный, с приятным чистым потоком.
Я ем как толстяк и хожу как жиголо
Я не игрок в мяч, так что теперь я знаю!
Хлопайте в ладоши все (эй, йо)
И все просто хлопают в ладоши (эй, эй)
Потому что я раскачиваю дом, все (эй, йо)
И все просто хлопают в ладоши (эй, эй)
Знаешь, что я говорю?
И я буду прямо до трех тысяч лет
Это слово матери, понимаешь, что я говорю?
И я говорю мама с V
Потому что V означает Победу, понимаешь, о чем я говорю?
Потому что я победитель в этой игре, слово вверх.
Знаешь, что я говорю?
Вот какое время, мир
Этот человек, он действительно прикольный, прикольный, прикольный!
Фанки! Фанки, он такой!
Вам лучше поверить, что он классный!
Вы не знали? Фанки!