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  • Текст песни LL Cool J - My Rhyme Ain't Done

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    The President woke and he called the Pope
    The Pope climbed to heaven on a golden rope
    P.S. the Lord raised Michelangelo from the dead
    So he can make a fresh painting of my head
    Then I hung out with a king and a queen
    And the queen put me down with her polo team
    The way I scored points all around the clock
    I had her daughter, the princess riding my jock
    I knocked the freak off like a crazy retard
    Then I took a little trip into a deck of cards
    The diamond jack joker and the ace of spades
    Was amazed at greater Cut Creator on the fade
    Then I played cards with the queen of clubs
    The queen of hearts with me cold fell in love
    As for the queen of diamonds, she don't like men
    Because you know that a diamond is a girl's best friend
    The double-trouble spade was named the deuce
    And the joker acted stupid, so we gave him the news
    There was 52 cards, and I met everyone
    That story is over, but my rhyme ain't done

    Then I took a trip to the center of the earth
    I was kinda scared, so E-Love went first
    I met these funny little people, they called em skeezers
    So I held on to my wallet like Ebeneezer
    Tight leather pants that'll make you grunt
    Two nice soft things right up front
    The center of the earth ain't got no crime
    Just people body rockin' to the L.L. rhyme
    If you're kinda confused to what a skeezer is
    It's just a girl who's on my jock cause I'm in showbiz
    There was a whole lot of skeezers, I dogged everyone
    That story is over, but my rhyme ain't done

    Woke up late one afternoon
    Realized I was in the world of cartoons
    He-Man told me he'd beat me up
    Because he thought that I looked like Donald Duck
    Then I hung out with Spiderman
    He told me he was gonna start a comic strip band
    The Incredible Hulk was gonna play the drums
    Charlie Brown grabbed the guitar and started to strum
    Snoopy tried to rock on the microphone
    But Tom & Jerry both said he should leave it alone
    Then I hung out with Mickey Mouse
    He had two freaks, so we went to his house
    Mickey's freak was ugly, but mine was def
    So I knocked it off until there wasn't none left
    They were cartoon characters, I met everyone
    That story is over, but my rhyme ain't done

    Since I'm a good friend of father time
    I'm not getting older as I say this rhyme
    I was warming the stove at the Alamo
    Before Booth shot Lincoln I stole the show
    I was down with George at the Delaware
    But I wore a Kangol, not the fake white hair
    Me and E-Love met Sitting Bull
    We made a peace pipe, then we took a pull
    Then he brought more leaves from a golden chest
    You thought it was tobacco, the shit was cess
    There was a lot of great men, and I met everyone
    That story is over, but my rhyme ain't done

    11:33, I swear it's no sooner
    I went inside my TV, I met _The Honeymooners_
    Ralph wanted me to bust a couple of rhymes
    But I had my eyes on Alice's behind
    Norton came down right about that time
    Looking in the fridge, so he could swine and dine
    Then I said to myself, I should give em a taste
    So I pulled the microphone out my black briefcase
    Said, it ain't Bob Hope or Barry Manilow
    Then I borrowed Norton's hat, cause I forgot my Kangol
    Ralph said, "I got a scheme, let me get to it"
    "Norton, my pal," I said, "Yo, don't even do it"
    They were all Honeymooners, and I met everyone
    That story is over, but my rhyme ain't done

    Cause my tongue cuts sharp, I hit a note like a harp
    Or a harmonica, Veronica, I do my part
    In a bedroom with leg room I'm strong like a monsoon
    Chilled in Maui-Waui and I carry a harpoon
    Stopped at the isle that's Mali, cause we got ill
    Wrote my name on a rock at the top of the hill
    I searched for other ways, made love in caves
    And I kicked the ill beats that make the natives raise
    Now I'm gonna tell you what all this means
    From Farmers Boulevard in St. Albans, Queens
    There's a lyrical technician who came to play
    Number one b-boy L.L. COOL J
    All of this is just a story that I made up
    Def lines I say on time with Cut Creator's cuts
    Some of it's fiction, and some of it's fact
    Not another common rap with a heavy drum track
    A whole lot of rhymes, and I wrote everyone
    That story is over, and my rhyme is done
    Huh!

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    Определения линий, которые я говорю вовремя с сокращениями Cut Creator
    Что-то из этого вымысел, а что-то факт.
    Не очередной обычный рэп с тяжелым барабанным треком
    Целая куча рифм, и я написал все
    Эта история окончена, и моя рифма готова.
    Хм!

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