Текст песни Ligalize - Russian шоубиз

I'll tell you a few rules , a few simple truths
To learn how to become a star , then proudly walking through life .
And in show business , too , of course, has its secrets ,
Its laws , concepts, how to do it (how? ) .
It's very simple : 90 \ 60 \ 90,
In bed producer verification parameters according to GOST ( what?) .
If you can sing - well, do not know how - to hell with him ,
Studio then straightened backing vocals hundred dollar .
The main thing that it was expensive, and that in mind - it does not matter .
More bare flesh , it works flawlessly .
Better in gloss : MAXIM or PLAYBOY,
Or Paris Hilton , do soft porn with a
And to put it in the net, and then everything like clockwork :
Duet with some Vasya ( Vasya ?) , So everyone was talking at once
About your novel , about who is who and how in bed has
Or in fact this is only because of the money ...
Grab , hold on. This showbiz .
Do not miss this event.
Grab - hold . Russian showbiz ,
And there it is steeper .
Step number two is to take a song on the radio ,
Census someone's old hit , but only that you were not told :
"It's not the format ." Format - when all with the same brush .
Three chords on the guitar, vocals and a plaintive thin.
Next simpler clip rotation on the channel. Pay and fly .
The main thing that you just gave money three times a day .
And a month later your face
In any public transport
Can no longer be lit.
a half-year in the " Stars on Ice "
" Dancing with the Stars " , the ethereal filling the void.
You will learn to dance , jump, fall, gallop .
About you in the Comedy Club will write stories .
So you're already a star . Yes. Glamorous party ,
Private parties , the camera eternal affectation .
Life is good today club tomorrow - corporate.
everywhere drunken faces , respect and positive.
Grab , hold on. This showbiz .
Do not miss this event.
Grab - hold . Russian showbiz ,
And there it is steeper .
That's all . While it may be so , for example ,
Another couple of schemes : to marry a millionaire ,
Or be someone's daughter ,
To the pope had his own point
Oil well
And so he sat on it firmly .
And how, you ask , talents on stage to break through ?
How not to change yourself and do not sag?
The answer is simple . Hand on heart ,
Sing, be sincere in their thoughts ,
But while the other arm
Grab , hold on. This showbiz .
Do not miss this event.
Grab - hold . Russian showbiz ,
And there it is steeper .