Текст песни Lucian Piane - The Baddest Bitches in Herstory
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Hey it's me, God Good girls may go to heaven But bad girls rule the world Who's the baddest bitch in herstory? Well who am I to judge? In the beginning there were 1 2 3 Adam and me and my best friend Steve They started making out in front of me That's when I told them that they had to leave (Get out!) They took all the fruit from me except the apple on the tree- it was forbidden! God are you kiddin'? And then the snake told me to bake an apple pie and not a cake- so I did it! I went and bit it! And then everything went to shit and I realized I was naked... what? That's right! The most beautiful face in the world, that launched a thousand ships She mesmerizes with her smile (But oy when she opens her lips!) You're not Helen of Troy! x3 I'm Helen of Troy! You're not Helen of Troy! x3 I'm Helen of Troy! I'm Helen of Troy! I started at the bottom one stone at a time I never gave up I was born for the climb I learned my hieroglyphics and became the queen of the Nile, oh yeah! Me and Mark Antony hand in hand walking like an Egyptian Thick eyeliner with a sick profile- and what had happened was... I worked my way up to the top of the pyramid Just like all the boys did Work my way up! Work my way up! Work my way way way way way way up to the top of the pyramid! Meow! (So how did that work out with you and Mark Antony?) He turned out to be a real pain in the asp They call me a witch, they call me a liar Now they wanna set my pussy on fire I was the baddest bitch, a lady freedom fighter The voices in my head going off like a choir, choir! La la la, voices in my head, they go La la la, voices in my head, head You gonna burn me at the stake? Then you better bring some barbecue sauce Wanna touch this catholic saint? Better pray and ask the boss Saint sinner chicken dinner holy war holy winner x2 La la la, voices in my head, they go La la la, voices in my head, head Oh my god, everyone's talking at once. Shut up! If you are looking to start a revolution, I created a social media solution! Put on your opulent jewels, hair, and dress and say it in 140 characters, or less! Let them eat cake x2 Let them eat cake, cake, cake, cake, cake Let them eat cake x4 I had a great many lovers that I took to bed Tom Dick and Igor, and even Mister Ed There's more of me to love with these few extra pounds Everybody knows I like to horse around Horse around, giddy up and get down I said giddy up! Horse around, come and take a ride on my merry-go-round Horse around, get down, get down, get down, get down Horse around, all of Russia is my stomping ground I got a nice big carrot (Bang bang!) I'm Annie Oakley, and this is my band, the sharpshooters 5, 6, (bang bang bang bang bang!) Been on my own since I was young Came out my mama with a gun I'm a better shot than anyone- No one could beat me! But there's a story y'all don't know My draw was fast and his was slow It really was his time to go So I went bang bang! (bang bang!) Bang bang! (bang bang!) These double barrels pumped him full of lead! (bang bang bang bang bang!) I went bang bang! (bang bang!) Bang bang! (bang bang!) He's 6 feet under lying in my bed! (bang bang bang bang!) Well, I guess I'm done. Yippy-eye-ky-gay Por muchos muchos años, I tweezed it every hour Before I go to bed, I shave it in the shower I always thought it made, my Frida face look sour Uni uni uni uni uni unibrow! But mom said "it's okay!" to be an unibrow-er Never be ashamed, cause it's a sign of power! So now I paint my face, and not a stupid flower My uni uni uni uni uni unibrow! Uni uni uni uni uni... brow! Ay dios mio that's a lot of uni's Girl, you need to get yo brows waxed Okay you know what and you need to pluck off I'm Eva Perón so honey don't you cry for me I'm an actress, model, diva! and the first lady I give the people hope! for a better For a better mañana I was a Evita after all! I played it better than Madonna I did it for the rights! I did it for the kids! I did it for the sick and poor! I did it for the fame, I did it for the money, I did it because I wanted more! I gave the people joy! I gave the people life! I gave the people drama! And I did it! Oh yes I did it! Better than Madonna! I'm princess Di, I'm very shy, and the world fell in love with my eyes To everyone, I was his wife, and we lived out a fairytale life And then the shit hit the fan, I got divorced from my man, he made me give up my crown But they can't keep a girl down Be careful what you wish for, 'cause this English rose has thorns They say it's a man's world, we disagree We've been breaking the rules! -And it started with me! We're the baddest bitches in herstory! |
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В конце концов, я же Эвита! Я играл лучше Мадонны
Сделал на правах! Я сделал это для детей! Я сделал это для больных и бедных!
Я делал это ради славы, я делал это ради денег, я делал это потому, что хотел большего!
Я подарил людям радость! Я подарил людям жизнь! Я подарил людям драму!
И я это сделал! О да, я сделал это! Лучше, чем Мадонна!
Я принцесса Ди, я очень застенчивая, и мир влюбился в мои глаза
Для всех я была его женой, и мы прожили сказочную жизнь
И тогда дерьмо ударило по поклоннику, я развелся со своим мужчиной, он заставил меня отказаться от своей короны
Но они не могут удержать девушку
Будьте осторожны в своих желаниях, потому что у этой английской розы есть шипы
Говорят, это мужской мир, мы не согласны
Мы нарушаем правила! -И началось со меня!
Мы самые крутые суки в ее истории!