Текст песни l...Барда - Неклассическая фэнтези...l

Come, good people,
I'm going to lie to you a story.
Reach your pennies -
I, too, need to eat ...
Sorry, that is to eat,
Beer, bread and sausage.
Hey, kid, you want to listen to,
Well so do not pick your nose.

For a thousand years hence -
Eh ago, but eh forward
Once upon a time was not so bad
Wonderful people.
Summer sown wheat,
Pies baked in winter,
Forest animals bird yes
Hunted as they could.

For decency, of course,
The people were knyazёk,
Eight years reigned securely,
And quietly went to his grave,
And without a prince, as you know,
You can get into a dirt ...
Announced everywhere -
Say, you need a new prince.

Contender find quickly
Originally due to three seas,
The former princely Deputy Minister,
Mystery magician and sorcerer.
Narrow forehead, gray eyebrows,
Holes in the teeth do not count,
Power hungry, bloodthirsty,
In general, the bastard still the same.

Our bastard applied
Most faithful means -
A lot of vodka without taxes
And a little bit of magic,
And quickly climbed to the throne
Began to commit a mess,
Declared war on the neighbor
For anything, and just like that.

Head chopped court
Fifteen pieces a day,
Harvest in three seasons
Squandered on the vine
A direct heir,
That is young princess
Forever imprisoned in the tower,
So no one took a wife.

And learning about the bitter lot
Young girls sion
In this area was declared
Three young guys.
The first was a fist pood,
The third smart noggin,
And the second - a poet with a guitar,
But without haversack.

First eat even think,
And went to the taverns,
Reinforced, reinforced,
And ever perished there.
But the third very quickly
More wiser,
Bought a house, started trading,
And married a widow.

A second full month
All the police of the country
Calculates yes catching,
But good luck though henna.
Because guitarist
Loved the common people,
And people who fall in love,
He never lost.

In general, slumped guy
Yes Knyazhye to the palace,
And he sent a cheeky challenge
He court singer.
He first began to laugh,
It turned out - hurried,
Fucked up at the concert,
And the career completed.

And the same on the next Tuesday
Although, maybe Thursday
The new court bard in the paint
And embarrassment cast
Running extremely harsh
Political verse,
But was captured, otfigachen
And delivered to the Board.

And the governor said to him:
- You know, man, you're a hero,
A hero for tyrants -
Anyway, that hemorrhoids.
I'm such a flow shoot
I do not remember how many winters,
But first, for the sake of
We depict a duel.

Choose on what fight,
I am so personally do not care,
With onions Ali with a halberd
Will you trampled in ... there.
And the poet said, recalling
A well-known myth:
- And let's duel on the songs,
Understand, do not cheat.

Each took on the balalaika
And he went divertissement,
Who heard the ears in a tube
Would completely wrapped.
What would neither sang there usurper
A poet in his response
In hundreds of obscene limericks
Turns any verse.

Half an hour later a rival
Simply slide down somewhere,
Instead of menacing growl
Uttering quiet squeal.
He anger and laughter
Spell forgotten
And in the cellar for three constipation
I will plant was immediately.

As expected, of course,
The wedding was soon.
And at the wedding of the entire district
Sang, ate and drank.
In total for a week
All the people went buhoy.
Well, Th, time for free,
In general, then, and a good excuse.

But in the morning it turned out,
What saved the princess
Against the rules is not beautiful
And not very tender,
Not very good-natured,
And not very smart,
But spiteful, quarrelsome,
And terribly greedy.

Rewind honeymoon
Newfound Prince
Realized that he was not a pleasant experience
This throne, and this power,
He did not write notes
And the noise of beautiful words
Just shoulders guitar
And such was himself.

But first he went
In the dark and damp basement,
Where recent usurper
Overgrown beard.
With him they are almost fraternal
Crushed bladder
And cry