One day , coming down from the mountains , I saw a beautiful girl.
Her hair shone like burnished trunk of my & quot; & quot ;. Kalashnikov
Three days and three nights I did not sleep , all of the girl thought ...
Kalashnikov - BEST AUTO in the world,
And my favorite - the most beautiful in the Carpathians !
Confessed his love for her , and she says -
- Goran , I love you too long to put the eye !
I took the gun and started favorite joy to shoot into the sky , shouting :
BOOM BOOM BOOM ...
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Kalashnikov !
Kalashnikov !
KA -lash -NO -ing !!!
We have long looked at each other ,
and then I went to her father and asked for the hand of his daughter, and he said:
& quot; Goran , you're a good guy , take her as his wife ! & quot;
Three days and three nights I did not sleep , I think - would rather have a wedding ! ..
Kalashnikov - BEST AUTO in the world,
And my wedding will be the most fun in the Carpathians !
The priest marry us , and started a great holiday ,
all dance, play music, brandy flowed a river ...
The next morning with a hangover , I thought some kid to my wife climbs.
I'm angry , picked favorite & quot; Kalashnikov & quot; and began to shoot at him , shouting :
BOOM BOOM BOOM ...
& lt; untranslatable play on words of Serbian & gt;
Kalashnikov !
Kalashnikov !
KA -lash -NO -ing !!!
Then I walked around the village for a long time , drinking , crying , swearing ,
shooting in all directions, swearing , crying and drinking again ...
Three days and three nights I did not sleep all thought -
how to live after his wife was shot ?
Kalashnikov - BEST AUTO in the world,
And I - THE MAN RAZNESCHASTNY in the Carpathians ...
I decided to drink lots and lots of brandy and red wine,
so I do not have heart ached ...
Went to the Jew and asked to pour into debt.
The Jew said - & quot; Shaw ? You're still a bad person,
and then, who would give me money when Russian peacekeepers will be taken you to jail ? & quot;
Silently I got the machine, but when I started to shoot, could not resist and shouted :
BOOM BOOM BOOM ...
& lt; untranslatable play on words of Serbian & gt;
Kalashnikov !
Kalashnikov !
KA -lash -NO -ing !!!
... when drunk , I left the shop , drinking raki and there all all wine
I wanted to shoot a still & quot; Kalashnikov & quot; ...
Three days and three nights I did not sleep , ran through the mountains and the sky shot !
Kalashnikov - BEST AUTO in the world,
And our RAKI - the strongest in the Carpathians !
And then I ran out of ammo Kalashnikov !
How to shoot now ? I went to the Russian soldiers , as they say -
- & Quot; Goran , we will not give you ammo , you're drunk ! & Quot;
But who are they to decide drunken Serb or not !?
I threw up his trusty Kalashnikov, forgot that he unloaded -
- And Russian soldiers killed me ...
BOOM BOOM BOOM ...
& lt; untranslatable play on words of Serbian & gt;
Kalashnikov !
Kalashnikov !
KA -lash -NO -ing !!!
