It's such a great day
we look decent.
The pistols are hidden in a pocket.
Checks received
and yesterday decided
what today
as a group we will drive to Badakhshan.
Dukans urgently need to visit,
so that money does not float away for vodka,
better for your family
buy gifts,
so that the wife and children
were pleased.
You can buy everything in dukan -
from chewing gum to a machine gun.
Panasonic, mumiyo,
chain mail and send,
scimitar, motor from a helicopter.
Now we are approaching,
we get off the armored personnel carriers,
benches along the street are.
Just look closely
where the dukan is richer
surrounded us immediately
the crowd is bachat.
"Great, commanders,
how are you?
Give baksheesh!
What do you want comrade? "
"Hey kid, leave it alone
my machine, otherwise
slap on your forehead now!
Come on, guys!
That you are stuck around like flies!
Garadin, look
so as not to stole something,
look there,
already unscrewed the headlight! "
Here we go into the shop,
went to the counter,
dukandor us "Hello" says
looks sullenly,
damn Asian!
It can be seen to strip
the parasite wants us.
"Dukan, will be with us
you bakshish,
unless the prices are too high.
We are Russian people, we are simple people.
Do you hear the monkey
or don't you hear ?! "
Available for sale "Parker"
"Seiko" is - Japanese watch.
There is also a "Week" -
gift for girlfriends.
Let's just say - these are women's panties.
Dukan, cheaper
sell us:
mumiyo, sheepskin coat,
body shirt, "Sony".
Give me control
we also have jeans and a raincoat,
Yes, prices are not lomy like in Washington.
Dukan, tashakur to you, dear!
You have provided us with everything we need!
Now you can safely go home on vacation,
We bought everything for our loved ones!
Kunduz 1987
