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    Текст песни Oxhorn - Like the Game

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    На этой странице находится текст песни Oxhorn - Like the Game, а также перевод песни и видео или клип.
    Oxhorn.
    My name!
    In my own song,
    Oh yeah, oh yeah,
    oh yeah, oh yeah.
    I have 300 mounts.
    5 tiers of raiding gear,
    I have more pets than you
    or anyone from there to here.

    You can’t compete with me,
    so don’t you even try.
    I gank 5 dwarves a day
    and punt gnomes until they fly!

    My guild does ICC
    and all the toughest raids.
    If we played Starcraft 2
    we’d one-​shot the Queen of Blades.

    And so I’m so confused
    despite the elves I maim,
    in real life I’m a n00b;
    oh why can’t life be like the game!?

    I feel the white light of time
    as it flickers by.
    When I’m unplugged I’m just a guy,
    who’s life aint like the game.

    I have 5000 gold
    and all achievement points.
    You want the violet drake?
    Then earn it blit, lik-​like, muh-​muh-​mEEE!

    I am the faction king,
    earned exalted rewards,
    including Ravenholdt and
    Hydraxian Waterlords.

    I’ve invested my time
    and built myself a life.
    I’m sure my pwning skills could
    earn me a girlfriend or wife.

    And so I’m so confused
    and find it rather lame,
    that I am all alone;
    oh why can’t life be like the game?

    E-​e-​e-​eight to five, ten an hour,
    –fast food–
    embrace the malaise
    –worthless degree–
    shut the door and power on
    for the rest of my d-​d-​d-​d-​days.

    I feel the white light of time,
    as it flickers by.
    When I’m unplugged I’m just a guy,
    whose life aint like the game.

    Dance girl, shake your thick tail.
    Dance girl, shake your thick tail!
    Come on girl, ride my epic mount
    and then shake your thick tail!

    I’m every player’s fantasy,
    with skills seen only in your dreams.
    I’ll take you on five at a time,
    ’cuz I’m my own arena team!

    Pwning, punting, casting, fearing,
    camping corpses, laughing jeering,
    mining, crafting, buying, selling,
    ninja-​looting legendaries.

    Driving, working, eating, sleeping,
    coughing, sneezing, wheezing, breathing,
    every day is just the same
    oh why can’t life be like the game!?

    Hello darling. Will you be my girl?
    I’ll shard your purples and let you ride my rocket mount.
    I lesser-​than-​three you, my sweet.
    Save a spot in the raid for me,
    and I’ll place a gem in your sockets.

    Day-​in, day-​out, going without,
    social graces, friendly faces,
    new achievements, grinding faction,
    hoarding badges, CG action.

    I feel the white light of time,
    as it flickers by.
    When I’m unplugged I’m just a guy,
    whose life aint like the game.

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