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ELDER PRICE: You all know the Bible Is made of Testaments old and new. Youve been told its just tose two parts, Or only one, if youre a Jew. But what if I were to tell you Theres a FRESH third part out there? That was found by a HIP new prophet Who had a little... Donny Osmond flair? Have you heard of the All-American Prophet? The blonde-haired, Blue-eyed voice of God! He didnt come from the Middle East Like those other holy men! No, Gods favorite prophet was... All-American! Im gonna take you back to Biblical times; 1823. An American man man named Joe livin on a farm in the holy land of Rodchester, New York! ELDER CUNNINGHAM: You meant he Mormon prophet Joseph Smith?! ELDER PRICE: Thats right, that young man spoke to God! ELDER CUNNINGHAM: He spoke to God?! ELDER PRICE: And God said: "Joe, people really need to know That the Bible isnt two parts! Theres a part THREE to The Bible, Joe! And I, God Have anointed you to dig up this Part three that is buried by the Tree on the hill in your backyard!" ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Wow, God says go to you backyard and start digging, that makes PERFECT SENSE! ELDER PRICE: Joseph Smith went up to that hill, And dug where he was told. And deep in the ground, Joseph found Shining plates of gold! JOSEPH SMITH: What are these golden plates? Who buried them here, and why? ELDER PRICE: Then appeared an angel! His name was Moroni! MORONI: I am Moroni.... ELDER PRICE: The All-American Angel! My people lived here Long, long ago! This is the history of my race! Please read the words within! We were Jews who met with Christ, But we were... All-American! But dont let anybody see these plates Except for you... They are only for you to see... Even if people ask you to show The plates to them, DONT. Just copy them onto normal paper. Even thought this might make them Question if the plates are real, or not, This is sort of what God is going for.... Joseph took the plates home, And wrote down what he found inside! He turned those plates into a book, Then rushed into town and cried: JOSEPH SMITH: Hey! God spoke to me and gave me This blessed ancient tome! He hath commanded me to publish it, And stick it in every home! ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Wow! So the Bible is really a trilogy, and the Book of Mormon is Return of the Jedi?! IM interested! ELDER PRICE: Now, many people didnt believe Yhe prophet Joseph Smith. They thought hed made up this part three That was buried by a tree on the hill in his backyard! TOWNSPEOPLE: LIAR! ELDER PRICE: But Joe said: JOSEPH SMITH: This is no lie1 I speak to God all the time, And he told me to head west! So Ill take my part three From the hill with the tree, Feel free if youd like To come along with me, To the promised land! TOWNSPEOPLE: The PROMISED LAND? JOSEPH SMITH: Paradise! On the west coast! Nothing but fruit and fields As far as the eye can see! ALL: Have you heard of the All-American prophet? He found a brand new book About Jesus Christ! Were following him to paradise; We call ourselves Mormons! And our new religion is... All-American! ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Wow! How much does it cost!? ELDER PRICE: The Mormons kept on searching for That place to settle down, But every time they thought theyd found it, They got kicked out of town! And even though people wanted To see the golden plates, Joseph never showed em! GOTSWANA: I have maggots in my scrotum. ELDER PRICE: Um... okay. Well, anyway... Now comes the part of our story That gets a little bit sad... On the way to the promised land, Mormons made people mad. Joseph was shot by and angry mob, And knew hed soon be done.... JOSEPH SMITH: You must lead the people now, My good friend... Brigham Young. Oh, God... why are you letting me die? Without having me Show people the plates? Theyll have no proof I was Telling the truth or not. Theyll have to believe it just... Cause. Oh! I guess thats kinda what you Were going for.... Blargggh... ELDER PRICE: The prophet Joseph Smith DIED for what he believed in. But his followers, they kept on heading west. And Brigham Young led them to paradise. A sparkling land in Utah called... Salt Lake City! And there the Mormons multiplied, and made BIG MORMON families. Generation to generation until finally... they made ME. And now its my JOB, TO LEAD YOU WHERE THOSE EARLY SETTLERS WERE LEAD LONG AGO!!! TOWNSPEOPLE and PRICE: Have you heard of the All-American prophet? ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Kevin Price!!! TOWNSPEOPLE and ELDER PRICE: The next in line To be the voice of God?! ELDER CUNNINGHAM: My best friend!!! TOWNSPEOPLE, ELDER PRICE, and ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Hes gonna do something Incredible! And be Joseph Smith again! Cause Kevin Price the prophet is... All... All... All... ALL-AMERICAN-! ELDER CUNNINGHAM: If you order now, well also throw in a set of steak knives! ALL: ALL-AMERICAN! Смотрите также:
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Они придется поверить в это просто ...
Причина.
Ой! Я думаю, это вроде чего ты
Собирались на ....
Blargggh ...
Старейшая цена:
Пророк Джозеф Смит умер за то, в чем он верил.
Но его последователи, они продолжали курсировать запад.
И Бригам Молодой привел их к раю. Игристая земля в Юте назвала ...
Солт-Лейк Сити!
И там мормоны умножены, и сделали большие мормонские семьи.
Генерация в поколение до окончательно ... Они сделали меня.
И теперь это моя работа,
Чтобы привести вас туда, где эти ранние поселенцы давным назад !!!
Townspeople и цена:
Вы слышали о Всеамериканском пророке?
Старейшина Cunningham:
Кевин Цена !!!
Главная и старшая цена:
Следующий в очереди
Быть голосом Бога?!
Старейшина Cunningham:
Мой лучший друг!!!
Townspeople, Старейшина Цена и Старейшина Cunningham:
Он собирается что-то сделать
Невероятный!
И снова будь Джозеф Смит!
Потому что Кевин Цена Пророка ...
Все...
Все...
Все...
Всеамериканский-!
Старейшина Cunningham:
Если вы заказываете сейчас, ну также бросьте набор стейковых ножей!
ВСЕ:
Всеамериканский!
