Текст песни Дмитрий Гайдук - Киндер-сюрприз

I got up in the morning , look - all nishtyak . The sun is shining , the birds are singing . Spring shorter. Or summer ? Or spring ? Well, not exactly winter . And thank God. I stood up , briefly, in the morning and went to the balcony to smoke.
Light a cigarette - and it whistles like a kettle whistling . Listened listened - to get her to listen, thrown from the balcony. So she goes above and flies to Africa. And the rest of her cigarette butts , lined wedge.
Oh, you think , e-mine . Again Kinder Surprise begins . Lie , whether that sleep - maybe suffer . I went back into the house , and then came up to me and Michael says: hi ! and you do that again, Kinder Surprise ? I asked him, how did you guess? And he says : but because you hang out today with no pants . Watching : and I really no pants . In shorts . And the people around goes around and not paying attention . Probably exactly summer.
We stopped briefly, in " Bulku " took coffee. I somehow slegontsa freezes, look : coffee, " Pie " , Sumy street - all that relatives, friends , relaxing ... Cops sell pies ... And then in " Bulku " five people go and how will submachine all around with machines herachit !
Okay, I think . Lie on the floor . And I think, and what's this I wanted to do this . Yeah, get some sleep. Only then will sleep fuck : Egorka attached and screaming in both ears : continuous suicide for me-a- ha ! continuous suicide ! for me-a- ha ! Well, loaded . So I get up and speak sharply to him: Listen, dude , but you finally fuck off with his crimson girl. Only then did I hear ha -ha-ha ! I looked , and there was about a full house , not less than five people , and all with my rod. Well, I showed them right language , then jabbed factor , then the front lowered his briefs . Such laughter went there in the hall , some even began to burst , a liver stuffing them with useful , meat-packing plant in the air stink . And then pulls himself meat processing plant . Not , I think, on the bounce, bounce - and quietly crawl off the stage into the orchestra pit .
And in the pit good heat. Musicians no one sits lonely violinist and concentrated masturbates . Saw me excited. Look, says the boy , and let each other pomasturbiruem - yet somehow better together. I do not see here , I say, nothing fun. And he is not appeased . Then says , you know what , let me you orally satisfied. Wow , I say, and you do not break the fall ? I've got a penis in erection is ten centimeters in diameter (at how cool I am all that swearing - pozamenyal !) . Then my violinist sits between the chairs, covers his head with his hands and starts to whine once : drive! drive! drive! I said to him : Well , take it easy , man , of course, I drive such genitals in nature does not happen. And suddenly I feel , he began to swell at me . So , I think we need urgently to escape somewhere , and that really swell up to ten centimeters, and what to do with it then .
Peek from the pit - nothing around to be seen. Raise my head - and there are clouds and the clouds Sumy street aerial view . Well , I think it 's fine. So I'm already in heaven. Now- and you can sleep . And just when I zavtykal slegontsa , when suddenly I heard : and this is who's sprawled ? I opened my eyes , I look - god . In nature very unlike yourself , but it is immediately evident that god . Here , - tell him - then I sleep a little bit here . And he told me in response to both charge the kick in the ass ; and while I 'm flying through the clouds down , behind a thunderous voice : FOUND , damn , where to sleep !
I fly it , then fly , already forgotten where I 'm going , why I fly - but still treat themselves and flying. Well, I think we need to buy pies on the road , even for breakfast, what difference does it still fly . From his pocket and two staples zhmenyu semidollarovyh bills. A cop 's worth , pies trades . I went up to him , introduce . It turns out that your dude, planned from Dnepropetrovsk. " Look, - he says - but do not know where to raskumaritsya here ? And I with local hangout in kind do not know anyone . " Well, I pity the guy , he wanted to address a couple of supporting the right , and then I think : Stop ! He w cop ! What is the difference that he sells pies . Ment in kind ...