Текст песни Дмитрий Гайдук - Музей спящих хиппи

Imagine funky flat. Bomzhatnika type . In short , adobe house , one half burned , the other half fit hairy .

One evening in late September , sitting on the Flat four Pipli and drink tea . Here come two more and say: let 's smoke . And those four say, break off , man , how much can already smoke. In short , if you want , go to the kitchen and smoke themselves . And these two go to the kitchen and one oblique hammering for two. Three Hapki becomes clear that one cross for two will be very much. So they heel steers and nykatsya in the kitchen for the gas pipe .

Well , yes. Shorter zabychkovali heel and go to drink tea. Long so go yourself go , eventually tired and passed out .

Wake up in fifty years . A round - all nishtyak , anarchy , and complete Legalize Friedland . Old bomzhatnik stands in a glass case ; and here PEOPLE wake up facing the courtyard and pee abut nose at this very cap. And both think about the same time : oh, wow. If the roof was - would immediately FIG flew !

Here comes to them some hairy and says: break off , dudes , hard day Monday . The museum is closed , come tomorrow. They answered him: Dude , do not drive , we have written here yesterday , what else is there a museum. Tons says there is already fifty years nobody inscribe . It's a museum, nature, architectural monument of the last century . PEOPLE think and ask: where you can pee here ? Tons says show went .

It leads them to double - and along the walkway are three-meter tree , fist-sized lumps . Pipli only surprised that for such a grass . Indyuha , probably. We ought to think , at least one pulled the stir . Here hairy intercepts theirs looks and says: Dude, maybe you raskumarit ? And then you just like from the hungry edge . You just do not come from the north ? And they say no, we are local , but still want raskumaritsya . Tons immediately gets clogged jamb and blows everyone just one paravoz . And then the second blow is cobbled . A PEOPLE already hang like two light bulbs , twice two makes four pomnozhat not . Tons just laughs : Well , guys , you really, not local . It's dvoechka for girls, we cook her milk . And so casually , in domestic herd was finishing this just like any Winston filter .

Then there are the usual targets decomposed . Pipli inhibit our on-black and any that do not get it . Tons pristebyvaet them , but in his heart clearly jealous that so cool dudes rushing. And here they come to hairy in the supply room - he was like a watchman works here. And sitting in the storeroom otshiblennaya Gerla - thin , pale, eyes like tomatoes . In short , cool . And he says, oh, Pipli , which you snatch . You know whom look like? On two hairy that we are in the museum . Lie already in full fifty years of suspended animation , and how they did it - nobody knows. If you want, you can see pinned . Pipli answer: went fun . And all four of us are going to look at the sleeping hippies.

But then they , of course, goes a bummer , because no hippies sleeping on the spot no . Tons watchman on the change : so as not, in the morning were , where did they go? And suddenly, for the total Flat rolled the cut : hippie woke up ! And here they are !

On this occasion, puffed another joint and go to drink tea. Over tea, there is a small interview and general thought this would be nice to stir milk. On the occasion of awakening sleeping hippies. A boss tomorrow not to say anything , and then run across all sorts of doctor - professor , will break all the buzz . Caretaker calls to some people , they immediately bring can of condensed milk - in short , the process went.

By evening, everything is like rabbits underwater - sitting , blowing bubbles . Gathered at the Museum of fifteen people , each one steeper our Pipli among them finely seen markups . And they suddenly feel - something started affliction . And catch up with seemingly nothing. Go to the kitchen , rummage for pipe - that is, heel ! Will not go away ! Make a pair hapok - and fall asleep for another fifty years.